Glycerine suppository, then fleet mineral oil enema, then bag enema.

I have the house to myself today, so that’s my plan. I’m looking forward to teasing my hole with the suppository & holding the mineral oil enema while I take the bag.

Sounds like you are going to have some fun.

Yea, sounds like someone is going to have something, not sure it will be fun?

After you are done, that mineral oil may come back to haunt you later on. What feels like a fart, might be oil spraying out. Beware.

Suppository plus milk and molasses might not leave you in as explosive a state as oil might.