Using lube

My girlfriend used her tongue and rimmed my asshole and got it wet and fucked my ass with a rectal thermometer while sucking my cock! She swallowed every drop!

No lube. Makes the thermometer fall out

When my parents took my temp they most times put some baby oil onto the thermometer before insertion in my bum. Today I take it too by time, but I also try different options like Nivea or lube or sometimes only spit

@Rigel Just noticed the grocery store now has the condoms and lubricants (astroglide, ky, et al) in a locked cabinet with a button to push to get someone to unlock it!

“Paging store manager: Please report to aisle 3 with keys. Older gentleman needs help with more lube.”

I've always just used Vaseline.

" Vicks Varorup " will give " special feelings " !!

And also the peppermintsoap of " Dr. Bronner's " !!

I used Vaseline when I started taking my own rectal temps years ago. Then it was K-Y and now mineral oil, if I use lube at all.

I usually lubricate the anus and not the thermometer

Truly Clinical style scene? Sterile lube packets.

If we're a bit more imaginative, sometimes we will use "medicated" lubes that increase sensation - a little bit of vicks .. or even biofreeze/icyhot menthol rub stuff. "I know it's uncomfortable dear, but this medicine will help you relax".

A big glob of Vaseline brings back nothing but good memories but KY or other water-based lubes make the thermometer much easier to clean.

Agree with James: more clinical, definitely KY. More home style? Vaseline.

Vaseline or Vicks vapor rub

Vicks is the way to go the sensation is out of this world and lasts for about 15 minutes

I prefer a scented baby oil or lotion. It helps put my mind in the right spot for the procedure. It also takes me back to the days when I was learning to perfect masturbating, and was more tender- both physically and mentally.

For my ex the type of lube depended on how he felt or the situation. If I was sassy and needed just a small warning it would be done with Vick’s vapor rub, if I was acting like a baby it would be done with a very large amount of Vaseline so I would feel sticky for awhile. If it was a situation where he just wanted to play it was Astroglide or something similar.

For thermometers, enema nozzles, 'toys', etc. I use Super Salve most of the time and / or Vicks or the generic version for a bit of 'kink'...

Que, Sera, Sera...

Vaseline is my favorite. Love to see the glob in the end!

When I use K-Y jelly, i have to hold the thermometer in place, while I take my husband's temperature. The thermometer will remain in place with a thicker lube, like Vaseline.

I have to agree Vaseline works much better. It’s all my mom and my gram used as a kid and I believe the doctor’s office used it too.

Vaseline is always a good choice.

I love KY Jelly for anything anal it seems like it is most neutral because every other lube I have tried except like Jlube makes my butthole burn. I have always wondered why I don't know if I am allergic to something in other lubes but KY Jelly seems to be the only one that does not cause that.

Growing up it was always Vaseline. When I was sick my bedside table always had a open jar of Vaseline with a thermometer standing up in the thick goo ready for it's next use. Sometimes a jar of Vap-o-rub sat beside it as well.

Edit:

I forgot to mention that there was also a box of tissues on my bedside table as well. Used for blowing noses as well as wiping off the rectal thermometer after use.

Confession: I'd sometimes take my own RT in between the times mom did.

@John_Sitter Oh the thermometer was just wiped after use? Mom would disinfect it with alcohol…

@Jacana I'm sure it was always cleaned well before it was put it back in its case. But between uses for the same person it was just wiped clean.