Hunting or fishing trips

I live in a rural Midwest area where deer and Turkey hunting, along with fishing, are a near religion in the fall of each year. Many old out-of-date motels stay in business because if this business for a few months each year. These flannel clad outdoorsmen also seem to spend a lot more time in their rooms than you might suspect. One of these motel owners has told me all sorts of stories about used condoms laying around, as well as a forgotten butt plug or dildo stuck between the couch cushions.

Have any Zity readers been on any of these trips to the “great outdoors “ or heard stories of friends that do?

I would love to hear the stories, first stories or passed along,. I can imagine some cases of beer and whisky could loosen up the guys to where they really didn’t care much about the deer or fish!

Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who asked his buddy "If you went camping with a buddy and got into some beers and woke up in the morning with a sore asshole and the strong smell of Vaseline on you. Would you tell anyone about it?" His friend replied "Of course not. Shit who would want something like that to get out?"

Soooo his buddy says. "Wanna go camping this weekend?"

Soooo his buddy says. "Wanna go camping this weekend?"

Uhn ……. NO!