Eggs at work - more ideas ?

My co-worker buys hard boiled eggs all the time. I'm long time reader, first time post. I have put lots of things in me even things from this group.

Well today I took a pack of 2 hard Boiled eggs and managed to slip them in with no lube. I'm trapped at work and looking for ideas or fun similar stories. Currently with 2 eggs in me thinking of grabbing the last pack and going for 4. I'm curious if the ones in me will remain whole too.

Update egg#2 is intact egg#1 didn't wanna come out so I put egg #2 back as I have customers waiting.

Update #2 - eventually popped a egg out and it got little smashed on the way back in. 85% made it though. Just now put the other 2 in and omg I love the feeling it creates as each one goes in.

I only slip peeled eggs inside. The risk of cuts is too much otherwise.

The feeling of a lot of them inside is delicious.

Try it just after you’ve boiled them. They’re still warm, a contrast to the cool lube.

Marshmallows. Full size. Leave them exposed to air for a few hours to harden a bit on the outside, then dunk them in warm water just before inserting one at a time. Great feeling slipping inside. Great feeling being inside - the more the better.

You could try a dozen grapes.

Grapes would be a new one 😅>😃

- I've used marshmallows before, wish I had help so it was easier to insert..lol... but verrrry fun

I would be way to scared to try eggs not hard boiled, I would like to try them warm eventually, especially after trying them out recently. I kept the eggs in all night and was surprised they were intact the next morning 😂 will definitely be doing it again