What do you say before giving someone a suppository?

Dear, I know you've been constipated and haven't used the bathroom for 2 or 3 days. You told me how uncomfortable you are feeling and you really need some relief. So please get on the bed, lay on your left side, and I will prepare you for your Dulcolax suppository. I know that many young women like you often suffer from constipation like you are, and eventually desire some relief from the bloating and fullness you feel. Remember, this is surely much easier than going through taking a large soapy enema, such as Dr Wilson recommended for you a few months ago.

I'll raise up your right cheek, and gently rub my lubricated finger around your anus on the outside, to relax the opening. You know you enjoyed that the last time you had this problem. I'll slowly insert the suppository into your anus, and push it as far as I can well up into your rectum.. I've explained that it has to be touching the bowel wall to work quickly and effectively for your relief.

Please be still, and remain in that position for as long as possible, at least 15 to 20 minutes to allow the medicine in the suppository to help give you the urge to evacuate your bowels.

When you first start to feel the urgency to relieve yourself, resist the urge to evacuate immediately, and wait until you cannot possibly wait another minute to use the toilet. Then quickly move to the toilet, and enjoy your long waited for constipation relief.

On your back...legs up...spreading with 2 finngers...now let me see...just relax

No worries, relax. Just bend over….I’ll drive.😉

I need to give you a bisacodyl suppository to relieve your constipation. I know you don’t like suppositories because they sting. But I don’t have time to give you a big, soapy enema today. So lie on the bed on your left side and bend your right knee towards your chest. I’ll use an inserter to get your suppository as high up into your rectum as possible. Then you must retain your suppository for at least thirty-five minutes in order for it to be effective. If you don’t retain it until the timer rings, we will have to do everything all over again. And I know you don’t want a second suppository, so just cooperate with me.

Here sweetie, lay down across my lap on the bed so I can put a suppository up in your rectum. This will help soften and help you pass that hard painful mass. I will hold it high up in you with my finger and work it around helping the suppository to work much faster and more effectively. You should have a good urge to go in a few more minutes. A Nurse once helped me this way.

Brace yourself...This is like a stick of sweaty dynamite...😮...

Open wide?

I like to go with, "Howdy, pardner!"

Just bend over and relax. This will hopefully make you have to poop in 20 minutes or so, but if not then it will enema time.

It's for your own good

I’ve never given or received one. But for me dialogue is SO important, do it makes me wonder what I’ll say when it does finally happen.

I gave my wife a couple she asked me to one. For nausea vomiting.. one after child birth for constipation . I think if I recall she said just said push it up my butt with you finger slowly. I got one after hip replacement the nurse came in said she was going to remove my IV port and she had a pain pill and she had a suppository for constipation she had me to Bend my non surgical leg and she slid the suppository in from the front with me on my back I chose to get up to the toilet versus the bed pan

I have only given suppositories to (once) a client, myself a few times but mostly my boyfriend.

I will sometimes give them to him as medical treatment, as he needs them. Since he is the older one and definitely the dominant one of us he finds it a bit embarrassing. He is kinda the stereotypical straight guy and doesn’t really like getting anything up the butt. He says it hurts a bit, feels emasculating, but at the same time very taken cared of. He also says I am the only one on earth who is allowed to touch his butt, and actually - I believe him haha.

And mind you, this is the like only time ever I get to tell him what to do, when it’s for medical purposes.

So anyways, I usually just say "Alright baby, you can pull your pants down and lay down on your stomach on the bed" or "Pull your pants down babe, you’re getting a suppository honey".