Cleaned out my mother in law's house

My mother in law decided to downsize and sold her house. When cleaning out the medicine chest, I found a rectal thermometer which was from the mid to late 60s. My imagination had my immediately wondering when the last time it was in my wife's butt. She's an only child so I doubt it was used on anyone else. What a way to spend a weekend...

How fun! I have always liked to snoop in medicine chests. I have seen a number of Glass Thermometers, both Red and Blue tops over the years. Also, It was very common, years ago, to see vaseline jars with thermometer holes. You sometimes would see enema bags on hooks on the bathroom doors.

How fun! I have always liked to snoop in medicine chests. I have seen a number of Glass Thermometers, both Red and Blue tops over the years. Also, It was very common, years ago, to see vaseline jars with thermometer holes. You sometimes would see enema bags on hooks on the bathroom doors.

Speaking of hanging enema bags, when I was a kid, I never got an enema at home or the doctor/hospital. However when I was around 12, the rectal temperature and rear end needle fetish had taken hold and I was getting into using thermometer shaped objects and sterilized pins to be used as part of my "play" sessions. When I would go to one of my friend's house to hang out, I noticed a red bag and hose hanging in the shower. I saw it or looked for it every time I used their bathroom. I was pretty sure I knew what it was for I finally got up the nerve and asked her what it was used for. She told me, in shocking detail: "Whenever I get sick or have a belly ache my mom puts some towels on the bed and makes me lay down on my belly. She pulls down my PJs and puts the cold thermometer that has cold cream on it and it goes in my hiney. While the thermometer gets warm, my mom fills the bag with water and cold cream goes on the end. She takes out the thermometer and then she puts the black part on the end of the hose with the cold cream in my hiney. I can feel the water going in me and it make me want to poop bad. She makes me lay down like that for a while and then she pulls my PJs back up with the hose sticking out the back. She helps me off the bed and walks me into the bathroom while she carries the bag. She pulls out the black thing and I sit on the toilet and have the biggest diarrhea!". Well kids think poop talk is very funny and we laughed silly but when I got home I was fascinated with the idea of getting one of those... from that point on my fantasies started including getting an enema in a big red bag in between the rectal temperatures and needles from a kind but strict nurse like the ones I remember from the doctor or hospital.

I remember snooping around a medicine cabinet at a friend's house and finding a rectal thermometer and a jar of Vaseline with thermometer holes poked into it. I finally found the courage one day to go in their bathroom, when I was visiting, and use it to take my rectal temperature 🌡🍑

I remember snooping around a medicine cabinet at a friend's house and finding a rectal thermometer and a jar of Vaseline with thermometer holes poked into it. I finally found the courage one day to go in their bathroom, when I was visiting, and use it to take my rectal temperature 🌡🍑

@Temptaker4u, you are braver than I ever was. I did check for the necessary equipment on occasion - the thermometer with a nice stubby bulb and a jar of Vaseline. The top of the jar HAD to be opened to look for those telltale holes that only a thermometer could make. I never had the nerve to create a new such hole so that I can use the therm that was up a friend's posterior though!

My mother in law decided to downsize and sold her house. When cleaning out the medicine chest, I found a rectal thermometer which was from the mid to late 60s. My imagination had my immediately wondering when the last time it was in my wife's butt. She's an only child so I doubt it was used on anyone else. What a way to spend a weekend...

@mr_nobody, I can well relate to getting my hands on an older rectal thermometer that was used on my wife (girl friend at the time). We were in her bedroom and somehow I convinced her to go and find the thermometer that her mom used on her. It actually was not too difficult a search and soon I had the treasured implement in my hand along with a jar of Vaseline. I took the dear girl's temperature that very day in her cute lil behind. I take hers that way to this day.

@MarcNY

Trust me, it took a few times after I discovered the thermometer before I worked up the courage to use it. When I finally decided to do it, I made an excuse that it was gonna be a few minutes because I had to poop lol. Once securely locked in there, I made sure to insert the thermometer into an already created hole in the Vaseline as well as to shake it back down after I was done and to put everything back EXACTLY as it was.

I felt a hell of a rush while I was doing it!

I’ve done some bathroom snooping over the years. I turned up a couple of rectal thermometers from it. One of them belonged to a pretty female who shared a house, with some friends. It still had a tiny spot of lubricant on it. I sniffed it, and took it home. I’m guessing that she probably was wondering what happened to it, but no doubt, it’s likely that it was replaced. Every time I used it on myself, I would come in seconds, just knowing that it was previously up her ass.