I guess you can say he’s the bomb

Here’s an article about an 88 YO Frenchman wit a WWI artillery shell that went a wee bit too far up.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/?utm_source=email_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

A new method for a Grenade launcher. 😜

What happened to the patient?

He discharged himself.

O..M…G. Different strokes for different folks. Nothing like getting into the news for your “sexual pleasures”.

That would have been a great time to make demands. “I want 1,000,000 Euros, or I'll fart!”

Was he looking for a cure for his severe constipation?

I'm sure he'll be long remembered by the hospital…