Tampon into boi clit

I’m wondering how I can open my urethra enough to get a tampon into my penis when it’s period time - any advice?

Don't even think about it.

Wonder all you like but I highly suggest leaving it in the fantasy arena. Best of luck to you

I don't think it will happen in your lifetime. if it does you got damn lucky….

@Smoothnylon143, Even if you were able to dilate your urethra enough to take the smallest tampon you would be setting yourself up for terrible disappointment and pain. First off, your urethra isn't designed to handle a tampon of that size. So let's see what other things we can say.

1. The lining of the urethra is very sensitive to something as rough as a tampon.

2. Tampons are designed to soak up fluid and when that happens it expands, so that is going to dilate even more. So what is the design limit of the urethra, and then removing it. I think we just hit the red zone of pain and discomfort...

3. Now do we want to discuss the fact this may cause a Urinary Tract Infection, they can be quite nasty...

4. Now let's ramp this up a bit, as rough as a tampon is and the urethra is not the same as a vagina which can handle more, you run the risk as woman are taught, Toxic Shock Syndrome. Micro lacerations to the lining of the urethra creates a breeding ground for some nasty stuff that can kill you if not detected and treated in time.

Keep it as a fantasy mate, and stay alive and well!

To the question: cannot be done without major surgery to the penis/boi clit.

Background: a tampon used to decrease or eliminate bloody leakage during a woman's monthly period is not inserted into her urethra, but into her vaginal opening. Her urethral opening sits above her vaginal opening, so you can see that women do not insert tampons into their urethra. Any attempt to insert at tampon into a male urethral opening would not, in any way, mimic a woman's use of a tampon.

Neither is a tampon inserted into a woman's clitoris, which has no opening.

Summation: learn a bit about male and female anatomies, especially how they differ.

Thank you everyone for your comments and good advice - I think as suggested I’ll leave this idea in the fantasy realm.