Part 4: Surgery
The day of the surgery we showed up late morning to the surgery center. I was wearing jogging pants, supportive athletic boxers and slip-on shoes as requested. I had shaved everything mid-thigh to waist the night before. We checked in and were told things were running a bit behind but orderly, so the time in the waiting room was quite long. Eventually a medical assistant called me back, I said a quick goodbye then followed her back to the prep room. The surgery prep room was small, with one side taken by supply cabinets and a counter with sink. A phlebotomy chair occupied the center. The medical assitant instructed me to undress completely (even socks and jewelry) and put on a gown she handed me, then left the room to allow me to get to work. I did as instructed, placing my clothing in the garment bin she'd left and then putting on the gown with the opening in the back. I sat in the chair and covered my lap and legs with some warm blankets she had left. After a short wait a knock came, and a short, slim, attractive brunette entered and introduced herself as the anesthesiologist. She was very energetic and put me as ease, explaining how everything on my chart looked fantastic and that there was nothing to worry about and she would take great care of me. She went to the cabinet, pulled out an IV kit and had me lay my right arm on the chair. She expertly started an IV, hung a bag of saline TKO, taped everything in place, and then exited while letting me know it would only be a few more minutes. Shortly thereafter, the medical assistant returned, and instructed me to come with her to the operating room and that they were almost ready to begin. I followed her through the hall, rolling my IV stand alongside me with my bare rear exposed out the back of the gown. A short distance down the hall we entered the OR, which was large, tiled on the floor and walls, well-lit and very cold. There were multiple people in the OR prepping, including the surgeon, the anesthesiologist, and two nurses. One was the male nurse I had met previously, and the other a woman I had not met before. The two nurses bid me to come over and hop up on the table and then helped me swing my legs up and lay down on my back all in one motion. The lights above me were very bright and there was soft music playing as all the everyone worked. The anesthesiologist came over to me and told me she was going to start to push something to relax me while they prepped. The two nurses returned, I could hear them chattily talking and laughing, and the female half told me they were going to begin prepping the site. They began by strapping my legs and arms to the table which they explained was to keep me 100% still during the operation. I felt her lift my gown up to my chest, exposing me to the room. At this point I could not see down very well as I was laying supine and relatively restrained. I was starting to feel VERY relaxed, which was a good thing because the room was extremely cold, and I was laid out in all my shaved glory. I felt extremely vulnerable strapped to the table and essentially naked while strangers mingled around. I heard her tell me that I did a great job shaving, then felt a cold wetness as she began wiping my whole pubic area with what I assume was betadine. The surgeon came, asked if I was ready and then asked if there was any music I'd like to hear during, which I must have mumbled something that I can't remember. The anesthesiologist began pushing the twilight sedation and placed a mask over my face, and I faded away.
The next thing I recall was waking up in the recovery room, seated in a recovery chair, with my gown still on and blankets laid on my lap. The same medical assistant I walked with earlier entered through one of the doors which was connected to the OR as I caught a glimpse of the team cleaning and changing over the OR. She said she was going to help me get dressed as I was not good to stand on my own just yet. She had my garment bin and grabbed my boxer-briefs, lifting one of my feet off the chair at a time to go through the holes. She repeated the process with my pants. She stood up, removed the blankets from my lap and then my gown and told me she was going to help me stand and pull up my clothing. I realized I was basically naked again aside from the heavily bandaged site on my right suprapubic area. She leaned down into me with her head on my shoulder and helped to stabilize as I stood shakily. After a few seconds to ensure I was stable, she bent down and lifted up my underwear, taking a moment to ensure things were situated okay, then repeated the process with my pants. Satisfied, she helped me sit back down and then put on my T-shirt. A short while later, I was back to my normal self, and she wheeled me out to the lobby where I met back up with my wife and we left.