My Mother and nurses took my rectal temperature growing up. Not so much as a pre and teen.
I never had an issue with it and as an adult often had it taken rectally. That was a choice I made in my early twenties to go back to that method and have stayed with it.
So last evening I got a massage from a visiting masseuse service. I had a thermometer and a small jar of Vaseline visible, sitting on a table. ( photos for an auction).
She saw it and commented as she was doing the massage. I explained it was going on an auction site. She giggled, saying she thought I was using it.
I told her, “ No, not that one., but I have one I do use.”
“Rectal?” She said. I told her yes.
I asked if that surprised her.
“ I dreaded it growing up, especially in my late teens and early twenties, and got my fair share of them up my butt!” She laughed again.
“I don’t have an issue. IT IS THE MOST ACCURATE way” I told her.
I was nude, still on my stomach so I asked her if she wanted to take mine.
“Yeah, OK!…Like I said, been on the receiving end, ( she said, “ no pun intended”) but never did it to anyone. “
I told her where it was and gave her a quick block of instruction on the procedure.
I watched, delighted as she was shaking it down, then reading it.
Seconds later she was spreading my cheeks and slowly pushing the Vaseline coated bulb into my rectum. She let my cheeks close on it, a portion of the red topped thermometer sticking up from between my cheeks.
“ Wow! That’s hot! If I come again can I do it again? Like I said I got it myself but seeing a guy getting it up his butt is wild!”
“Oh, most certainly, you can!”
I stayed on my stomach, thermometer inserted and told her not to remove it until she wanted me to turn over.
She went on to finish the massage. She surprised me as she gave me a big hug before leaving.
I have her card so I’ll be in touch with her in the future.
Not only was the massage calming, but having had her take my temperature,,was amazingly relaxing, and yes, exciting having this early 30ish female check my temperature.