Fictional brands names for your enemas?

I like giving fictional product names to my various enemas. In my imagination i get enemas from several dominant nurses during my sessions. Names for the enemas also turn me on.

Do you also give your enemas special names? I came up with "makrocoflonics" for the high huge coffee enema. for e.g. b. a smaller milk enema "Milonics" "mi" based on “milk” and "me" or "my" or "comilonics" for coffee and milk or "socleanlonics" for the cleaning soap enema...

Do you have any ideas how to name the enema types?

Italian Enema Brand – Innuendo

I took a couple of minutes away from a project to think about this and my mind resorted to what a German translation might be like and I came up with die Roteklistiergeraet. It doesn't roll off the tongue and I doubt it would ever make a great brand name. As for in English we could have Cleanout-o-matic for one. I think back to some of the other brand names long gone and marveled at “Kantleek” and “Releef” but also the name “Shy” for the compact syringe was a good one if you think that such devices need to be kept from view. Merging some former names we could get “Comfyclean” or even “Comfyreleef”. I wonder if “Clystertime” would have cache?

Sorry, but I've taken too long with this and need to get back to work. I'll share any brainstorms later.

Why its the good Nurse Jones i believe

Jones relates to the Joneswear range of white porcelain enamel Douche Cans .... As does the Good Doctor Vollrath

Henry Higgins is a jocular term given to the Higginson syringe ...

There was an old song, "I Love Paris." To think that years ago they could have turned that into an advertising jingle perhaps with some different words. Now I'll have the tune buzzing in my head, "Why, oh why, do I love Paris. . .?" Let me think of some appropriate words.

Ever since my last post I have had "Why do I love Paris" echoing through my head. As a consequence here is an amateur adpatation:

I love my Paris in the morning

I love my Paris at night

One bag of warm soapy water

For me is always a delight

For those who might be musically inclined, "I'm sorry."