Shooting sperm in unexpected places?

I was fooling around with a friend and he shot his cum in my right eye…OMG it hurt! Another time, a guy was fucking my throat (my head hanging at the edge of the bed) and when he came, I tried to swallow but his sperm went down my nose…it stung my mucosa and I could not breathe as both nose and mouth were blocked. Did you ever have similar experiences where your partner's sperm went where you least expected it? How did you or he react?

@anal2oral – that is soooo frickin hot!!!

One time, at the end of a handjob in a parked car, I overshot her palm and some landed on the gear shift.