Out on the farm with hot summer Saturdays, we gathered by the cow watering tank, with no indoor toilet nor water heater and took family baths. Mom warmed a tub of well water and they brought it out for us to enjoy. We were already splashing in the cow tank when they brought it out. Continuing to hold our breath and swim under water, we learned we could see under water. Next thing we knew, they were playing their own little game too. Dad was showing off his swollen tummy and sporting a wrinkled white brazier, for mom's amusement. We could tell they were excited and joined the enthusiasm, splashing around and asked to be bigged like daddy.
Lots of beer was special for them and we learned times were easy when they drank it. We each got some warm water in the butt for the fun of it and pretended we were bigged like daddy, just for mamma to admire. These special times were a summer treat amidst lots of real work. By age 4 we had regular responsibilities that needed rewards and by age 7 we were regular farm hands. An enema with love and kisses was kindly enjoyed by all.
Punishment was a belt on the fanny. When daddy was gone, she might have a heart to comfort us as best she could. I remember getting an enema boner and she patted it saying, “Aww it's so cute. Does it feel good?” But when i was about to start high school, it was over. She let me know i was becoming an adult and needed to learn an adult's life. We left the farm that same summer too.
Those were tough times, but with lots of fond, loving memories. I was the oldest of 4 kids and strangely they are all gone now. The first leave was just a year younger n me and died because of the Democrat's shameful Vietnam waste.
(& so …. they are shaming us again, as usual)