Popped navels?

I have always wanted to be forcefully bloated until my innie pops into an outie.

Is this even possible? If so, how would I safely go about it?

Not possible.

Your thinking about a pop up thermometer on a honey suckle turkey when it’s done.

No, it's not possible!!

It was cut to stick out very slightly or flat when you were born.

if it's an “innie” now it means the flesh, now disused has atrophied.

The body has started to re-absorb it.

Extreme to the point of dangerous weight loss is your only hope!

The umbilical cord remnant, commonly called a belly button, has a ligament attached which will prevent it from popping out, no matter how much enema you put in. You could burst your colon, but the belly button will still be the same as when you started.

I know nothing about the navel, why it behaves how it behaves, or whether the wisdom of trying to pop it out via excessive enema-ization is as lacking as it seems.

But…

Don‘t innie belly buttons on women occasionally become outies during pregnancy?

-g

Don't go down that road. Even though navels can indeed be pushed out (usually reversable) in the last third of a pregnancy, attempting the same effect by bloating up your intestines is both futile and extremely dangerous. You risk severe potentially life-threatening complications, hernia, ruptured colon, to name but two, before you'll get even close to getting what you desire. Don't do it.

Don't know if a plastic surgeon can do anything for you or not, but I am sure most plastic surgeons have heard that question before, so that may be someone to talk to!!

Go for it. that will get you to your first visit to the E.R. of your choice, a wonderful chance to meet your new surgeon, a look at that good looking scar you always wanted. (that's if you get lucky.)

Hi #1 poster…!!!!,

As the Late Frank Gallop would say in his Throaty, Baritone Voice,"REALLY!!!!"

GYST!!!.. or your next surgeon will be the one who opens up your upper leg/thigh to find that main artery to slice open and plug in the nozzle to pipe in the formaldehyde to embalm you……. if you like that sort of thing!!!!!

an “ENEMA” you will never forget?? “HAHAHHAHHAHHAAH!!!!”I mean, really!! From that old Pop-Rock/Country group, The “EAGLES!!”… “Take it to the Limit one more time!!” …

Dude…. 2 Qt's is generally enough……… besides yer' belly button, do you want yer' eye balls to pop out too???????

Dude II… just settle down , pour *3 fingers of Jack over 5 cubes in an “old fashion” glass and Chill……..

You will live longer!!!

(*) 3 fingers of Jack over 5 cubes in an “Old Fashion” glass was Frank “Ol' Blue Eyes!!” Sinatra's potion when in the Studio doing a recording session!!!!

I like that myself …just for drill……. Unless I can get my hands on some “Mount Gay RUM!!!!!!!!” (complements for the info from “FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!”)

“03:00” .. Ohthreehundred…here…. time for a “Mid Air Refuel”…. whiskey glass gettin' low…

‘Back to you Character’s shortly……

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