The Three Biggest Lies

@Shygirl17 , I won't judge...😉

Yea, I am hung like a horse

Oh, its not really that small

You were great

"The cheque is in the post"

I just love the way you Brits spell and speak ....

Anytime anyone uses the word “proven” to qualify something.

“Our supplement is proven to give you a better nights sleep”,

“ It’s been proven that colonics can cure a cold”

“Redheads are proven to be more sexually aggressive”….well, maybe that one is true! 😈

“Redheads are proven to be more sexually aggressive”….well, maybe that one is true! 😈

@Rigel But they will never be the prime minister of the UK!

@Rigel But they will never be the prime minister of the UK!

@Srgfgahs Prime Mistress perhaps?

I can (quit, lose weight, work harder etc.) anytime I want to.

"I Love You"

"Limited Lifetime Warranty"

"Limited Lifetime Warranty"

That reminds me of the cartoon of a guy at the service counter to pick up something. The tech comes out carrying a shotgun saying "your xxxx had a lifetime warranty but we can't fix it, so---".

I know how you feel.....

Anything with the word lifetime in it.

Anytime a politician promises anything

Yes dad all my homework is done .

My room is clean.

I put my bike up before I came inside.