Is there such a thing as a "butthole tickler" device?

We all know plugs and dildos, even “fucking machines”, but is there actually such a device as a “butthole tickler”?

The idea would be to have a device that tickles your anus with selectable speed / intensity, maybe even with different “patterns”.

What would YOU like to see in such a device if you are interested?

Our Bidet toilet sort of meets that criteria - various intensity, oscillating or pulsating, variable temperature selection, air or no air.

Ok, that sounds clever. :-O

I guess a bidet would be an option then, too. Can you recommend a model which can do the things you mentioned?

There's a large market for bidet toilet seats. Ours is a Toto Washlet - it has a motion sensor that detects when you approach it and electrically (instantly) heats up the seat. Variable pressure, temperature, oscillation and pulsating features. The dryer function sucks.

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Supposedly Dallas Tx had a Butthole Tickler Bandit - a man was arrested in Dallas for sneaking into homes and tickling peoples Buttholes. Maybe when he gets out of then pokey you can hire him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEtBJBIkb-0

I'd like that. Kinda want a squirmy toy for the bum. That ticklers og moves alot.

No toy can compete with an enthusiastic partners tongue. If you’ve got one, you don’t need a toy! 😉

I’m envisioning a product we could sell to people who own bidets. It’s based on the Dancing Fan Man that is often seen outside used car lots and discount furniture stores. The tall skinny fabric puppet that is powered by a fan.

First we scale it down to be approx 6” tall. Then we make it out of stretchy latex, similar to balloons used for tieing balloon animals. The bottom opening is stretchy enough to snap over the bidet nozzle. When the faucet is turned on it dances around your butthole, flapping its arms, waving its head, and shooting water out all the tips. There is a nice element of randomness to the dance routine. After you are clean and throughly entertained, you pop it off and throw it away. We’ll sell them in boxes of 100 so each of your dinner guests can feel comfortable using a fresh one each time they use the loo. Travel packs of 10 for those of you who are on the go.

For the die hard environmentists, there will be a reusable one made of silicone, sold in stores next to the Diva cups. It’s a little thicker and not as flexible, but it hits with a harder slap. Really, there’s something here for everyone.

Who wants to be an early investor? You really want to get in on this on the ground floor before I take it on Shark Tank and start selling them on QVC.

A self-inserting rectal thermometer, that can be regulated to insert and retract itself, would be ideal. I’m sure that the technology is available.

All my life I have heard people use expressions such as “that really tickled my ass” when hearing about something that pleased or humored them. I have often heard expressions like “well tickle my ass with a feather” when someone has heard about or seen something that pleased them.

I believe that “butthole ticklers” have probably been around in some form or another since ancient times, first ones likely had been feathers or thistles.

The expressions seem to have had made their way into the US vernacular at least generations ago. I wonder how far back the expressions' origins actually date back to.

In polite company, such expressions are typically shortened of course to “that really tickled me,” or “well tickle me with a feather.” Saying that something “tickled me” is a very common phrase that doesn't usually raise eyebrows in conversations.

I wonder which came first though, the “R” rated, or the “G” rated expressions? I suspect that it was the “R” rated versions that came first, and the toned down shortened versions came later. The “R” rated version never fully fell out of fashion though.

Was the colloquialism “tickled” meaning to be pleased or experience something humorous, inspired by and originated from “butthole ticklers?” I wonder…

is there actually such a device as a “butthole tickler”?

Yes. It's called a tongue. 😉

I agree with JulieB123,

Ladies! I volunteer! My tongue is wet and warm, goes in circles, up and down, in and out! Plus, I can hum at the same time too. No batteries needed. Once you cum as much as you want, I have another part that can pleasure the butthole. hehe.

Definitely the tongue. 😃

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We all know plugs and dildos, even “fucking machines”, but is there actually such a device as a “butthole tickler”?

The idea would be to have a device that tickles your anus with selectable speed / intensity, maybe even with different “patterns”

Yes there is (or was) such an article. Surprising to see that some cannot readily recall rectal ticklers that first appeared as far back as the late 1960's to early 1970's. Initially sold through adult magazines & thereafter through adult stores

To whit : The item I speak of was not an integrated unit but a flesh coloured latex rubber sleeve comprised of a semi firm (6½"L x 7/16" Dia), smooth ribbed extension shaft terminating at a “slide over” cup that's fitted to the business end of a personal vibrator that contains 2 x D cell batteries.

The “roll on” cup itself is of a slightly smaller diameter than that of the vibrator unit ensuring a tight grip over the vibrator, with the vibrator tip nestled firmly against the knobbled anal intruder shaft for max pleasure 😁

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Stated Ticklers were around for many many years

As far as a toy - versus a real live tongue - there are some that claim to provide a “licking function”. Most are simply variations of a vibrator - and probably not a good substitute for the real thing. Here's one example (search for "licking sex toys" for more):

https://sexualalpha.com/tongue-vibrators/

The “butthole tickler” described above & relative to the Op's Topic can be found (viewed) listed in an Album by zity member @JohnnyCee