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How about an erection while wrestling a gorgeous blonde . . . naked.
My wife and I had been married about three months. One evening, being newlyweds, we were fooling around in bed, and we were naked. I was lying on my back and my wife hopped up and sat on me across my hips. She playfully grabbed my wrists and held them down on the mattress near my head.
"I've got you pinned and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Well, I could if I wanted to."
"No you couldn’t. I've got you pinned."
“I could flip you over and pin you in second.”
“No way, honey.”
We were both 22 years old. Just a few years earlier, I had been a wrestler and a district-champion gymnast in high school. I was still in near-prime shape. I could still do handstand pushups on the parallel bars and I could walk on my hands the length of a basketball court so I had a few muscles on my body. I just didn't flaunt them. I wasn’t muscle bound like a body builder; I had the trim physique of a gymnast. I weighed 160 pounds (72.6 kg, 11.4 stones) and my wife weighed 112 pounds (50.8 kg, 8.0 stones).
"Really, sweetie,” I kindly and gently told my newlywed bride, “I can get out of this if I want.”
"No you can't. I've got you pinned. I used to pin my brothers and they couldn't get out of it."
"Well, they are younger than you and I'm guessing that you could wrestle and pin them before puberty hit them so you were bigger and stronger than they were at the time."
“I don't think you can get out of this, honey. Go ahead and try. I'm a lot stronger than you think.”
"Well, sweetie, I am a LOT stronger than you think."
"But not strong enough to get out of my pin."
"Wanna bet?"
"Sure.”
“Are you ready?”
“Yes, I am, my handsome husband and if I win, I’m gonna have my way with you and if you win, you can have anal sex with . . .”
--floop--
“. . . me . . . Wait. What? Whoa!! You are a lot stronger than I realized, honey. You didn’t even have to try. You just flipped me over like I was nothing.”
And there we were. In a nanosecond I had done a two-point reversal and, yes, I had a nice firm erection pointing straight up her belly.
“I guess maybe I shouldn’t have poked the bear,” she said with a smile, “because now the bear is gonna poke me . . . in my bottom.”
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