After Thanksgiving Enema

I enjoyed the flavorful food during the holidays, but my body soon began to cry out for release. Lots of rich food caused on and off constipation and even impaction to the point where I had to go out and purchase Colace laxative as a quick fix until I could do a full-blown enema. I boxed off time to do it today. I got my favorite long black tapered thick nozzle out. It felt deliciously snug when I inserted it. I filled the 4-qt red bag with saline filtered water and put it on medium slow flow. As it chugged up my rectum, I felt my arousal steadily building until the imminent climactic explosion could not be denied. It left my head spinning in the afterglow. Next, all of that rancid gas-producing foul waste had exited my behind and I felt immediate euphoria and energy, and a feeling of being lightweight and clean. Did any of you do an after Thanksgiving cleanout like myself?

We had lots of guests in the home, but they left after a while. My husband gave one to me then.

After turning 13, mom didn't give me enemas often, but there were certain times of the year that I could count on her marching me into her bedroom, where I would find a large, red bag full of hot soapy water hanging next to bed that had been stripped of all the bedding and replaced by a rubber sheet covered with lots of towels. Those times would be the day after Halloween, Saturday after Thanksgiving, and a week or so after New Years day. Although I would never admit it, I really looked forward to having her stripping me naked, positioning me on the bed in the knee-chest position and slowly giving me a 4 quart high enema. Even after I left home for college, I always came back for the holidays, knowing mom would “clean me out” before sending me back to school.

What better way to move all of those overindulgences along? Certainly, that temporary relief is effective and got me ready for another round of overindulging in leftovers. I suspect that my next several enemas might well be an “After Thanksgiving Enema”!

‘Thanksgiving turkey caused me to get bound up after the fourth slice. Now I’m looking forward to top Sir Loin of Reindeer! Maybe that will be a bit more agreeable with the digstive system! That goes well with craft beer…

When you have had too much turkey, an enema a day keeps the doctor away.

Before I started the year-end cleanses, which don't involve enemas, the Saturday after Thanksgiving was always “Enema Day” for me.

Always did one of my cleanouts that day.

We've downplayed the thanksgiving “stuffing” and stick to relatively simple Turkey Day feasts. Typically I don't eat more on Thanksgiving than on any normal weekend - so I don't have a food hangover the day after. If I do over eat (really anytime), my follow-up treatment is double time on the rowing machine and weights……e.g. I work it off.

@sse4fun - Given that it is now after Thanksgiving, every enema you take will be an “After Thanksgiving” enema! LOL!

@LisaK … You've mentioned the end of year cleanses…have you stopped taking enemas altogether?

I did the same. Gave myself a warm, two-quart enema. Felt good to be rid of the bloat.

As we didn't have, I didn't make, the traditional Thanksgiving meal there was no issue nor bloat. I've been trying to keep our portions and what we eat under control.

That being said, I did make sweet potato tarts and real mincemeat tarts. Then we weren't feeling obligated to eat an entire pie. The extras were put in the freezer for later eating. This was the only traditional food we had.

I did take one enema on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Just a shower shot enema which I let out in the shower. That was all I had time for that day but I am looking forward to a series of enemas to do a full cleanout later this week.

As my friend's wife was eating some pumpkin pie she commented that she was so stuffed that she was going to give herself an enema when she got home. Well, this got my attention, she is a very sexy women and her comments got me intrigued.

The next time I was at their house i became a snoop and found an enema bag in the drawer, with the douche nozzle attached. I broached the subject of enemas with my friend and he admitted that JoAnne takes enemas several times a week, and gives them to his daughters.

Does she give you enemas?

He said sheepishly Yes.

That ended is responses, but every time I see her i think about her with an enema bag.

I do like an enema after Thanksgiving. The obvious reason is that it relieves that bloated feeling from perhaps a bit of over-indulging. Equally important is that is great for relieving the stress that we go through in preparing for the holidays. It isn't long after the last guest leaves and the front door is closed that I make my way to the bathroom. Oh, but I look forward to a quart or two of warm water and baking soda.

I’ve taken an enema on occasion after a heavy meal, but I’ve learned to do it first thing the morning after my stomach settles.

I had a bad experience a few years ago after over-eating at a party. I decided to give myself an enema when we got home because I was feeling bloated. It wasn’t much fun in the bathroom, throwing up and releasing an enema at the same time. I apologize for TMI. Please be careful before doing an enema on a full stomach. Best wait several hours or even overnight..

Respectfully, i’m not criticizing others, but this was how my body reacted.

I totally agree with Vichy V. I always wait till the next expected toilet time, when your body is getting ready for the function, then an enema will pleasantly stimulate you to push it all out effortlessly and put you in the mood for other fun and games. This if you are into enemas for pleasure, like me.... if you are experiencing problems, by no means go ahead when your body tells you it is needing it.

I had an after Thanksgiving colonic!

I had one the Saturday after Thanksgiving. I had the house full for the Thanksgiving holiday including some out of towners who slept over and there was more than enough to eat but no time or privacy for an enema. Not that I really needed one, yet. By Saturday morning everybody was gone and I had time, so I started with a small enema with a little J&J to empty my bottom, then a quart of coffee at 104F which I held for about thirty minutes. It was so refreshing.

We were driving home after Thanksgiving when there was a very stale pungent odor in the car. It was really bad and I asked my wife if she had farted. A smile came to her face and she said, "Can you smell it?" My reply was "I always try to break the silence by asking you if you farted." At that she laughed, but about 20 minutes later did it again, but not silently. She knew that I heard this one and when I looked at her all she did was smile. That's when I told her that she probably could use a good enema when we got home. Her reply was, "Yes, I probably do."

@Westy your tale was so funny and very similar to some exchanges I have with my sub. My genetics for flatulence is strong. He will occasionally say he knows a way to "fix that issue". But I decline as they do nothing for me. Besides the gas will...pass. HAHAHA

Though I didn't have one, I could have definitely used an enema after Thanksgiving. I was away for about a week visiting family for the holiday and was without my daily smoothie and fresh fruits and veggies that I am used to. Everything was okay for most of the trip, but by the end of the week I was feeling constipated. As I was on my way back home, I was thinking about how I really needed an enema.