Recipe for semen substitute.

Does anyone have a safe, harmless recipe for making a facsimile of a man's semen? Hopefully not too thin, not too thick, nice and creamy. A pleasant taste would be a great bonus! My mind races in the possibilities.

I always thought that powdered sugar frosting (the liquidy version with milk) looked just like it 😃

Very simple. . . Pancake mix that cums in a plastic carton at your local supermarket

My shampoo reminds of the larger loads I use to have. Don’t taste it though.

I have heard that the skin care product CeraVe is used in the porn industry as a substitute when necessary.

I was just talking about this with my sub. He needs to get his pussy fucked and feel my big cum load being shot into his manly pussy.

Nice suggestions to look into.

Thick slurry of cornstarch and water. Leaves similar stain on fabric, also.

Intersting ideas… Assuming there's a way to get it in. I wonder how it would be as an enema…. I've always wondered about more viscous materials (but not an oil).

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Doesn’t taste bad, but I wouldn’t eat it. It does have a similar consistency.

I would have to say tapioca starch /pudding could be used , you would want to blitz the dry pudding granules a little so they don’t get to big , so it has a small chunky, creamy texture that tastes good it is basically an off white pudding that can be color adjusted/corrected to match your “source material “ various spices ,liquors etc can be used to make it darker/lighter and when your done sexing it up “look who made dessert”! Delicious & totaltly edible .

After trying many different ways to get the right solution for our squirting dildo . Either to thick or it-didn’t taste good . So I used just regular milk . They way it looked shooting out was awesome and The taste wasn’t a problem just had to keep it cold .

Okay, the only substitute for me would be His piss, something my Top/Dom makes with His own body.

That said, after thinking about it, a bit of tapioca mixed with almond milk? i think the tapioca would add some thickness to the seminal fluid, and the actual tapioca might be a good seed simulation, as long as you didn't add to much. :-) Or maybe reverse it and water tapioca pudding down with almond milk (so you would not have to worry about the milk souring?) .

Wicked Cakes provides instructions on. how to construct a “vagina Cake”. https://wickedgoodies.com/vagina-cake/

"No Vaginacake is truly complete without a little edible cum. Here is one recipe that is particular sweet and liquidy. This should be applied to the cake at the last possible minute since it’s so sticky and wet. It’s better to do this after transport if possible.

• 1 teaspoon of confectioner’s sugar
• 1 Tablespoon of corn syrup or glucose

Combine the powdered sugar and syrup until they are well mixed and cloudy white. Paint the inner and outer choco-lips with this mixture then drizzle some more into the V-hole so that there’s a little pool in there."

1 egg white and concentrated milk, it is used as a cum substitute in porno films

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