Male masturbating machine

OK, no laughing, snickering or off comments from the distaff side of the board. I’m on a search!! By way of background: my wife is fairly vanilla (not completely, and I love her dearly, but do wish she was more “aggressive” sexually) is not real “mechanically” inclined and, I’m guessing here, but pretty sure, has never given a guy a blow job…and the learning curve (and she IS willing to learn) is pretty long. Besides, she’s not always available. So, like many guys, I resort to the old Mary palm and her 5 sisters…or whatever that old saw is/was.

Now to the point: I want to find, OR design and build, a masturbating “machine” for guys that will give me a really good blow job!!!! There may be one or more out there, but my net searches haven’t turned any up yet...that didn’t require a second mortgage!!! If anyone out there knows of one (under about $500….and WITH some kind of money back guarantee) let me know and case closed. Absent that, I’ve been looking at (no laughing here!!!!) cow and goat milking machines (looks like a goat milking machine – and many get 5 star reviews – can be had in the $100 to $150 range)…or possibly starting out assembling one from replacement parts…suction/timing pump, hose and nipple/cone assemblies, etc.

Bottom line…anyone ever tried this? Got any suggestions? I’m pretty aware of all the “specs/requirements”…suction, size, etc. So, we can start from there. How about it…any suggestions or ideas?

A few months ago, I purchased one of those sucking/vibe/etc units. It's kinda shaped like a bowling pin. Unfortunately (or fortunately}, I was too big and long for machine to give me the full effect. If you are 7 inches or more long, I would not recommend one of these, you will not be able to enter it enough. Otherwise, the effect seems like it would be great for a less endowed guy. It's rechargeable too!!

Your are better off with JILL or Mary palm! I’m sure your wife would love all the machinery in the bedroom to run a milking machine! Marriage counselors anyone?

Look up fucking machines. When we ordered ours we noticed some have an attachment for men. This is where we bought ours. That exact machine. https://www.ussextoy.com/en/automatic-sex-machine-with-bluetooth-photograph-and-video-swept-female-masturbation-0-450times-min-telescopic.html

Ours came with five different attachments (dildoes) But they sell attachments for men on this page. https://www.ussextoy.com/en/sex-machine/fucking-machine/attachments-for-sexmachine.html

Oh, plus they have sex machines for men. https://www.ussextoy.com/en/sex-machine/hot-sale/sex-machine-for-men.html

If you buy one you need to explain to us how you use it. LOL I mean there are three of us women trying to figure out how a man would use it. I guess you could lay beside it. But straight on seems like you would be bending your penis like it isn't supposed to go. My sister and her girlfriend asked me if that was possible? You are the nurse.

Thought about it. Maybe.

Why not try a google search for “mechanical male masterbators” Also look for “Venus for Men”

I bought a tremblr machine https://f-machine.com . I is amazing it will get you off everytime. It will suck you hard from flaccid to orgasm. Its not cheap I think I paid around$550.00 US but worth it.

Duhwizzard I agree with you that most of the sex toys,you need to take out a loan. I have found a hand held massager by TruMedic, looks like a fat gun,an runs around $60 to $80. It comes with multiple attachments. One has two fingers that fit around your cock. With multiple speeds, you can take as long as you can handle. Excellent for extreme edging play. This would be something your wife could use on you and her. It also comes with a straight attachment, that fits nicely up your ass, hitting the prostate. I'm going to get a rubber cock that the attachment will fit inside of and stick it deep in my ass. I'm married to a woman, who also tries to satisfy me best she can. I am gay,but in a hetero relationship.(That' a whol othe stor). For me there is nothing better than a hunky man, tiying me up,and torturing me. A good hard,long fuck by a male,will give me a hands free ejaculation.