Stomach contractions?

Hey everyone. 😃

I've been experimenting with stronger enemas lately - diluted vinegar, glycerin and M&M. They are potent, sure, but they generally cause severe pain in the abdomen and an urge to expel, and that's all. What I'm looking for is a way to make my abdominal muscles spasm and contract trying to involuntarily evacuate the irritant, similar to labor contractions. Does anyone have a solution for this task? Have you experienced such involuntary abdominal contractions? What caused it? I'd be grateful for any meaningful advice.

Are you asking me to do the Darwin Award nomination???

Try a tens unit. With proper placed electrodes and pads you can get some serious contractions.

I have seen a labor pain simulator somewhere , you could also buy a functional electronic stimulator put the electrodes on your stomach /abdomen and choose the “Russian “ mode this is a deep tissue massage mode that can be quite painful , a FES is typically used by a person with a mobility disability or paralysis , when i was paralyzed on my right side with the electrodes on on my bicep and forearms , they would put a 5Lb Velcro weight on my arm and I could with no feeling or voluntary muscle ability lift weights, the electrical current will override what your body is /is not doing , it will do the same to any musclstimulate and activate your core muscles , you can’t use a TENS device it has to little power ( 9 volt battery ) a FES utilizes 110 volt AC from the wall socket .

“Russian mode,” huh? How fitting! 😃 I think I should try some of these myostimulation devices, the more powerful ones. Still, the discussion remains open: if there are any ideas or ways to make my stomach spasm and contract violently from the inside: speak up!

I don't promise I will try each and every idea, though.