Fantasy vs. Reality in the Hospital

I was recently hospitalized for a major procedure and I have to say there was absolutely nothing sexy or sexual about my stay. I had my temperature taken in the ear or forehead and didn't have an enema, even before surgery. Some of the nurse were young and cute and I was even examined bottomless in front of a student nurse from the local college but nothing gave me wood. I will say the ICU queen sized air beds are extremely comfortable.

I was hospitalized for the first time back in 2017. There wasnt a lot to like about it – I had an infection on my back, and it deep in the skin, and the doctors didn't know what it was, so they admitted me so they could monitor me and see how the infection progressed – if they couldnt get any kind of sample of it was, they were going to an operate and do a biopsy. Likewise, I went in the day before my birthday, which also just before christmas, and I ended up getting out the day after christmas. It was painful, it was scary, it was lonely, and it was expensive. I definitely would not want a repeat trip. Thankfully the infection did finally start oozing some discharge on the 3rd day and they found out it was MRSA, which in itself was kinda scary, but they gave me the appropriate antibiotics and kept me there for a few days until I wasnt infectious, and sent me on my way.

that being said, it did satisfy some of my curiosities regarding metfet. I got to spend almost a week wearing nothing but a gown, got to have nurses help me shower, all sorts of stuff like that. But also people coming in at 3 am to poke you with a sharp stick and they have to do it multiple times b/c your arm veins are already so shot from so many blood draws and IVs over the last few days. fun times.

Yep, this is the 21st century. Medical procedures such as RT, suppository administration or injections in the common rooms are over. Back in the time to the 70's-80's there were much more to “observe” or listen which we consider as interesting or stimulating. Today is really boring. 😢

I was rushed into hospital in 2009 with gall stones but my gall bladder got attached to my pancreas causing me to have a pancreatic attack i was in icu for 8 days then in general ward for 3 weeks i didnt find anything sexual about it,even though the nurses were so nice.

My temperature was taken rectally as a kid in hospital, early 1980s, the nurses would hand me the thermometer, I was to roll on my side and insert it under bedsheets and they would come recover it. When I went to hospital in the 2000s following my bike accident, they used a ear thermometer. Nothing fancy.

The only thing remotely fun is that as a kid, I had seen comics and cartoons with people in hospital thermometer in mouth, so the first time they gave it to me I slowly moved the thermometer towards my mouth, but the nurse said “here at the hospital we don't take temperatures in the mouth” and I understood immediately.

I had a digital rectal exam in hospital as a kid and the only thing I should say is that it was in those days when it was thought better not to explain exams to child patients. Similarly, a cousin of mine was circumcised without being quite told of what the surgery consisted in. Nothing fun, just the sad state of children's medicine, at least back then.

Reality is quite boring compared to the fantasies we have.

I saw a doctor this week for recurrent stomach pains I've been dealing with. The doctor was a young, attractive woman, but the exam was over in 30 seconds with only my shirt lifted up, and no dropping of the pants.

Any time I've ever been inpatient, it was for a surgery with a very painful recovery, and I think beforehand, I probably had too many jitters to get into the medfet mood.

If one isn't sick but having elective surgery, s/he can enjoy the procedures. One can experience the fantasies about masked nurses, anesthesia masks, restraints, etc. Sorry about not RT's. If one is really sick, it isn't likely one can be aroused. I was seriously ill, in the ICU once. Even so, I liked having female doctor/nurse/aide expose me and touch me: bed bath, shower, catheter, examinations. Later on the recall is very enjoyable.

As much as l wanted an enema as a child from a pretty nurse in my fantasies the thought of it was also terrifying to me, mainly due to pride l guess, but looking back l wish it happened.

Other than when I was about 21 and passed a kidney stone in the hospital while having an erection, I've gotten nowhere near an erection any of the other times when in the hospital, especially when there for a surgery.

I should have been excited to have been in a very short gown with nothing underneath where my genitals were no doubt exposed during my 1st knee surgery about 9 years ago. And then most recently earlier this year during my short stay for my most recent knee surgery, where my open gown backside was often in potential view of others.

Times when it should have been arousing, but my body felt in no condition to be sexually excited. Like a missed opportunity to enjoy the situation.

And of course the fantasy is always a nurse coming to fondle my genitals to make sure my blood is circulating properly, to determine if I'm ready to be discharged. Like causing me to have a discharge in order to be discharged. Something like that.

One time with pneumonia I got up and fucking left went down the hallway collapse and did the beginning about 6 hours later when I was pissed off and woke up with a lap belt and ankle cuffs.

And for 12 days I got sponge baths and leg massages but of course he wasn't exactly fun. Although they were very nice.