Diane's August 1st enema-an-hour

Hi everybody. I'm sorry I've been here on-site so rarely of late.

It's early Sunday morning, and it's August already. Where is the summer going? I'm alone in the house today while hubby is off on a trip. The kitties woke me at four thirty! After some kitty-scritching and purring I fed them and went about my usual first thing in the morning routine. Just before six o'clock I made the decision that I would blow off church today and instead play with my rubber toys. By seven I had thoroughly cleaned out my colon, taken a quick shower, dried my hair, put it up in a pony tail, put on a comfy old slip and snarfed some breakfast. Time to play.

At seven sharp I took a “double,” two 2-quart bags one after the other, a full gallon of tapwater with just a hint of lite-salt in it. With my colon already empty it wasn't hard to get water up past my ileo-cecal valve into my small intestine, and flush that out too. The small intestine contents have that distinctive “chyme” aroma, and a lit candle in the bathroom helps keep the odor tolerable.

At eight I did it again, this time with cold tapwater, although at this time of year the water from our well isn't very cold, probably about eightyish degrees F. I could feel the water way up high, and got a substantial return of chyme.

Nine o'clock was a ditto, two bagsful from my old pale green Walgreens open-top. I was rewarded with virtually clear returns.

Now it's ten, and I'm going to give myself a colder enema by adding a few ice cubes to the water in the bag. Then I'm going to retain it, hopefully for a half-hour. Here I go.

It's great to have you back on the site, Diane! And to read of your Sunday morning pleasures.

@azdiane amazing post!

Za

QUITE a schedule. And precisely what do your furry friends think of all the activity. (From a fellow cat person who generally has to shove the little rascals out of the bedroom so they don't play with dangling hoses and such. And it's a royal PITA to have to chase the KY tube half way across the room!!!

My guess was right on about the temperature of the tapwater, it measured eighty degrees F. Adding five ice cubes to the 2qt bag brought it down to seventy. It's not truly cold water, but it's pleasantly cool. By the time I had messed around with doing that I missed my intended precise timing, and didn't get the water into me until ten fifteen. I used the old green bag, this time hanging on an IV pole beside my bed, and trickled it in across about five minutes. I'm holding it now as I type, assisted by an “Ultra” sized Playtex tampon. There is a delightfully pleasant complex of sensations going on inside me! I'll let it out in time to refill at eleven sharp, and report then.

Anybody have the opportunity to join me and fill up precisely on the hour across the next several hours?

~Hugs, Diane

I thought cold water made it crampy. Why cool instead of warm?

Mops, I'm deliberately seeking cramps. Intestinal cramps bring on uterine cramps, which become a full-body orgasm! Hubby doesn't even have a uterus and I can induce a non-ejaculatory orgasm in him with cold water. Clean out first, then hold a bagful of cold water and see if you like it. :-)

What about the cats!!??!! (lol)

My cats are used to seeing Mommy play with her toys. They will occasionally come into the bathroom to say hello, but aren't really any nuisance. When I lie on the bed to either take or enjoy holding an enema they will come up and sleep beside me. Purr.

As much as I like my precise timing enema-an-hour thing, this morning I chose to let the eleven o'clock hour go by because I'm still enjoying holding the late ten o'clock fill up. Actually, given that I was late last hour, I might shift from on the hour to on the half hour for the rest of today.

I'm tricking 4 quarts in as I write this. It'll be the first and HHH. I go for maximum fill capacity on subsequent fills.

It was kind of a surprise that there was still so much chyme up there! So now my cherished precisely timed enema routine is all screwed up, at least for a while, since I'm obviously not even going to make eleven thirty. Oh well, precisely timed or not I'm enjoying my enemas! More to come. ~Diane

So while holding my chilly bellyful I was clicking through other posts, and there was one about a link to a pretty brunette taking her allegedly first enema with a red open-top while lying on the bathroom floor. Thee was much discussion about whether it was really her first. In my current distracted state I can't find it again. Can anybody give me a lead how to find that again? TIA. ~Diane

Diane,

This is the first time that I have seen your posts. I have only been a member of Zity.Biz for about 2½ months. It sounds like you had a great time this Sunday, August 1, 2021 cleaning yourself out with all those wonderful enemas. I wish I had time to do something like that. I am married and my wife does not know of my liking of enemas. I do not want her to know of it either. She is hardly ever gone that long at a time.

If she ever is, I may try doing that to myself. However, not just for the day, but for several days. I would give myself an enema every hour on the hour for at least two days starting at the time she left on the first day. I would also try not eat very much at all. That should mean that after the first good cleaning out, there would not be very much in my stomach for quite some time. I would probably weigh myself nude just before the very first enema and several other times during the two days of doing this. Of course, I would not put on any clothes at all during the two days.

It's high noon. I took two quarts of cool water way up high, and am holding it with the aid of a tampon and a nice black Rago open bottom girdle. As counter-intuitive as it may seem, I find a snug girdle is a major help in holding an enema. I am once again enjoying a variety of ever-changing pleasurable sensations inside my abdomen. The heat of the Arizona day is coming up quickly now, and I have the cooler off. I'm chilly, gee I wonder why….

6Q, when I'm holding a cold enema I find eating is the last thing on my mind. People debate whether enemas help with losing weight; if they eliminate any desire to eat they sure do. ~Diane

6Q, when I'm holding a cold enema I find eating is the last thing on my mind. People debate whether enemas help with losing weight; if they eliminate any desire to eat they sure do. ~Diane

If you do not eat for a few days and give yourself repeated hourly enemas, you will most certainly lose a few pounds. I once had that done to me, as I have said in other posts I have made on this website. It was over a period of four days. The only thing I was given orally was a piece of dry toast once a day. There was nothing to drink. The only water that went inside of my body was via my ass hole when I got the hourly enemas, no other liquid as allowed in my mouth. As for weight loss, I did lose about 6 pounds of weight. It was done to me by a male Dom.

So while holding my chilly bellyful I was clicking through other posts, and there was one about a link to a pretty brunette taking her allegedly first enema with a red open-top while lying on the bathroom floor. Thee was much discussion about whether it was really her first. In my current distracted state I can't find it again. Can anybody give me a lead how to find that again? TIA. ~Diane

Was this the one? It wasn't open top, but sounds similar. https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/First-Time-Enema-811

Thanks Griffin, yes that's the video. I woulda sworn it was an open-top bag; I guess having a belly full of cold water distracted me. Gee, imagine that. There we comments on the post here at Zity I'd like to see again, if anyone can find that thread. ~D

While my enema schedule is all messed up today, the pleasure I find in this weird pastime is still rewarding. I didn't start the flow until quarter after one, and once again it's two quarts, retained with a tampon and girdle. By adding water from the bottle in the ‘fridge to tapwater in the bag I got the temperature of the water to sixty degrees F (about 15*C). While still not hard cold, it’s cold enough to begin to induce cramping. This isn't heavy-duty masochism, as the cramps don't really hurt a lot. I know they are the foretaste of what will probably develop into orgasmic contractions in a while. Meanwhile, I'm enjoying reading through posts on Zity and looking at internet enema porn. Who would ever guess that a nice respected lady like me would be engaging in such scandalous behavior? More soon. ~Diane

At two o'clock I added another quart of just tapwater. Now I'm holding three quarts with a very distended abdomen. Why do I like this insanely kinky stuff?

OK that did it! About ten minutes into holding that third quart my colon went off in hard spasms, which led to almost immediate orgasmic contractions, and nearly led me to make a mess. A true hands-off orgasm. Gawd I love this stuff. I may or may not be finished for this day, but I certainly am going to take a break for a while.

Thanks Griffin, yes that's the video. I woulda sworn it was an open-top bag; I guess having a belly full of cold water distracted me. Gee, imagine that. There we comments on the post here at Zity I'd like to see again, if anyone can find that thread. ~D

Was this the thread you were looking for? https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=1170289

Sounds like a blissful day…

Di - Hands off? How long? My ladylove often goes "dieseling" and it can last for several minutes…all I can do is watch and envy her. You ladies DO on occasionally have the upper hand!!! (lol)

That's the thread, Griffin. Thank you!

Well played, @azdiane How I yearn these days for the opportunity to sneak in a single filling, let along an extended play session. I would have been awesome to have virtually joined you.

Today is August 4th, my wife is working in tbe office and has given me permission to havr a self care day, so I will be joining you in an enema marathon day. Except I plan on following up mine with some extreme anal toy training as well going for depth and width. Ive been stretching out regularly these past couple weeks, so I'm hoping to see some gains.

As for my enemas, I plan on going the soothing route for now with wark water, salt and baking soda. My last one I plan on adding a large amount of coconut oil. If it warms up today, maybe I'll try holding a cold enema outside. You make it sound so pleasurable and fun.

azdiane wow, keep you comments coming! Great!

duhwizzard you use the word “dieseling”! What does that mean? Just curious as I am into new adventures!

When a motor diesels it runs after being turned off for a minute. Usually cheap gas or timing. I'm assuming he means she kept having orgasms, one after the other

Thanks Griffin, yes that's the video. I woulda sworn it was an open-top bag; I guess having a belly full of cold water distracted me. Gee, imagine that. There we comments on the post here at Zity I'd like to see again, if anyone can find that thread. ~D

@azdiane There's another video of the same woman. It shows her inserting the nozzle, opening the clamp and taking in the enema. While she's taking the enema, there are some really super close up views of the nozzle inside of her. In the video, there is also an expulsion scene, where she lets loose in a clear glass vase. The video is in full 1080 resolution, so it's almost like you are there. Not sure if the expulsion scenes are your cup of tea, but the closeups are a real turn on, at least for me ❤️