Most insane anal insertions?

Looking to see what crazy stuff people have done with anal play. I once saw someone insert TWELVE FULL SIZED pool balls into their ass. What other amazing things have you peolpe seen?

When I was around 10 years old, I remember going in the back 40 and shoving a 3/4-in threaded bolt up my ass with some axle Grease. I was actually in a hog coop and away from the house when I did this devious act. I think that big threaded bolt screwed up my ass from way back when. I had a good time though and I still do.

Looking to see what crazy stuff people have done with anal play. I once saw someone insert TWELVE FULL SIZED pool balls into their ass. What other amazing things have you peolpe seen?

I was bored this evening, so I looked up pool ball sizes came up with the following:

Snooker ball: 52.5 mm dia; 606 ml vol.; 7272 ml vol for 12 balls (7.7 qt)

American ball: 57 mm dia; 776 ml vol; 9308 ml vol for 12 balls (9.8 qt) Ball:

British ball: 56 mm dia; 736 ml vol; 8824 ml for vol 12 balls (9.3 qt)

I thought the colon could hold somewhat less than 7 quarts. Assuming there is some space around the balls the volume would be greater than just the volume of the 12 balls. Unless there is some significant error in the math - a 12 pool ball insertion doesn't seem feasible.

Numbers are wrong - see @Funfan 's post # 12

While in college we did not have enough money to party every weekend so we would get some cheap booze, other herbs, and make our own party. One night we got to talking about how much we had taken up the backside.

We had one of the sausages in the fridge that has a hard casing on it so it became our willing subject of experiment that night. It was greased up and she began to work it up my hiney, she said I took about 10 inches, don’t think so. It was her turn and I wonder if I could have not got the whole thing in her. Might have been fun explaining to ER how this woman has a 16 inch sausage up her ass.

Kinky Dragon,

I once saw somebody top that. First, I will tell you that it was a female who did this. She shoved all 16 pool bals up her butt and the last one was the Q-ball. She then shoved another 15 up her vagina. When she let out those pool balls she was standing in the shower. As each ball fell out of either her butt or her vagina, it hit the floor and sounding like a bomb just went off one right after the other. It was just like a war as far as the sound was concerned. When she was finished pushing them out, she was given an enema in both holes by her husband.

Let’s get serious.

Let’s get serious.

Bowling balls?

Maybe ping bong balls. or Marbles.

I thought the colon could hold somewhat less than 7 quarts. Assuming there is some space around the balls the volume would be greater than just the volume of the 12 balls. Unless there is some significant error in the math - a 12 pool ball insertion doesn't seem feasible.

I could send you a link to the video if you like? I don’t blame you for not believing me, it’s pretty far out their.

Kinky Dragon,

I once saw somebody top that. First, I will tell you that it was a female who did this. She shoved all 16 pool bals up her butt and the last one was the Q-ball. She then shoved another 15 up her vagina. When she let out those pool balls she was standing in the shower. As each ball fell out of either her butt or her vagina, it hit the floor and sounding like a bomb just went off one right after the other. It was just like a war as far as the sound was concerned. When she was finished pushing them out, she was given an enema in both holes by her husband.

Wow, that is astounding, it’s amazing what humans can do if they set their mind on something! Also is their a video on it? If so do you mind sending me the link?

I could send you a link to the video if you like? I don’t blame you for not believing me, it’s pretty far out their.

Wow, that is astounding, it’s amazing what humans can do if they set their mind on something! Also is their a video on it? If so do you mind sending me the link?

Please - post the links for everyone to see!!

@Tille…maybe she slipped on it ?????

I was bored this evening, so I looked up pool ball sizes came up with the following:

Snooker ball: 52.5 mm dia; 606 ml vol.; 7272 ml vol for 12 balls …. Unless there is some significant error in the math - a 12 pool ball insertion doesn't seem feasible.

...there is an error In the math.

A snooker ball has a volume of about 75cc, (4/3x3.141x2.625^3 in cm), so getting a dozen inside would be like getting a whole wine bottle inside with some space to spare. Lots, but not the crazy volumes you feared.

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I haven't actually seen it, but it's been all over the national media. To celebrate the end of lockdown, some idiot put a firework rocket up his bottom and lit the blue touchpaper. Needless to say his celebrations were cut short by a trip to hospital where he had to be treated for a scorched rectum. Please don't try this at home.

I live a sheltered life, so the crazy insertions I see are those that are occasionally to be found on xhamster and Twitter etc.

I think ‘hilted’ giant horse dildos and a metre long large diameter colon snake (>6-8cm dia by the look of it) are the most impressive videoclips I’ve seen.

Inspirational as I horse fuck myself with my own huge silicone friends but I’m under no illusions that I’ll reach those amazing levels.

Fun trying, though.

I cannot believe someone stuck twelve pool balls up their rear. Dangerous and asking for trouble

...there is an error In the math.

A snooker ball has a volume of about 75cc, (4/3x3.141x2.625^3 in cm), so getting a dozen inside would be like getting a whole wine bottle inside with some space to spare. Lots, but not the crazy volumes you feared.

@Funfan You're right - I used diameter vs radius in my calculation. My bad!!!! I guess getting 12 pool balls up someone's ass is possible. Won't be mine though!

Dr. Higgs,

Some people will try anything once. I will bet that the idiot who stuck a firecracker up his ass and lit the fuse, will never do that again. 😃 😃 😃

Here is another topic that discusses “Strange Anal Insertions”.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=32907

Maybe there are some more ideas in it.

As each ball fell out of either her butt or her vagina, it hit the floor and sounding like a bomb just went off one right after the other. It was just like a war as far as the sound was concerned.

I would be worried about breaking or cracking the shower.

I love having things shoved up my arse and pooping them out or having them yanked out.

Strangest thing ? Just what is a strange thing ? Eggs, raw and hard boiled , Pool balls, Golf balls, string of tennis balls, that smarted, Baseball bat, Lit candle ouch that things drips, grapefruits, Huge wad of masking tape. Had to have that removed with tongs, never did that again. A long knotted rope, it is a lot of fun recommended. Toilet brush. That is sort of fun. This terrible device Rick made to strech my arse hole. Before he had his heart attack he kept pestering me to try it . The evil thing had rounded barbs on long fingers that fit inside then crank open. I just kept saying no way. After his heart attack I gifted him my arsehole with this horrid device resting on my back like he almost died so I figured how bad can it be. It was about the worst thing I ever had done to me. After weeks I was gaped to 48 cm around and tore so we stopped. The goal was 52 cm. After a week We were laying in the sleeping room I asked since nothing seemed to be happening ."So now that you have me gaped what do you want to do with me?" Get this, he says" I dont know . I made that terrible thing to tease you. I never thought you would let me use it". So I have this sexy gaped arse hole that can take some really big things now. We have made some movies featuring size things like cantalopes being loaded and pooped out .Its fun to play with and has made me more sensitive so It was worth it. The strangest thing was this wooden beaded stick I made at the boarding school. I tore myself with it and became severely infected to the point of leaking and smelling bad. My Girl Friend dragged me to the Nurse and turned me in. It just became very undignified after that. Dreadful experience.

@Bad Princess, I', still amazed at the things you do and enjoy. They are all choices of yours or something you allow. The rare Quality you have is your willingness to endure to achieve Nirvana, please your partner and yourself.

https://siliconenozzles.com/CT-190French-25-Inch-Diameter-Variable-Length-Super-Colon-Tube-CT190Fr.htm. The best I can do is this 2.5'' X 24'' colon tube.fully inserted.

looking forward to hearing about your new anal and other super kinky adventures .

@explorer902

CURIOSITY!! That is why I do things . Sometimes its fun othertimes its well not so fun. One thing I like to do is watch Hentai . They do some realy wild things and I think “ That looks like fun. I wonder what it would feel like” Rick being into cosplay and torturing me is usualy willing to tie me down or put the shackles on me and give it a go. Rick comes up with some totaly wild ideas. I know he wont break anything or kill me so I go along with it. Sometimes I wish I had not but if it is physicaly chalenging I enjoy it on that level. Plus it makes him happy so it makes me happy.

@explorer902

CURIOSITY!! That is why I do things . Sometimes its fun othertimes its well not so fun. One thing I like to do is watch Hentai . They do some realy wild things and I think “ That looks like fun. I wonder what it would feel like” Rick being into cosplay and torturing me is usualy willing to tie me down or put the shackles on me and give it a go. Rick comes up with some totaly wild ideas. I know he wont break anything or kill me so I go along with it. Sometimes I wish I had not but if it is physicaly chalenging I enjoy it on that level. Plus it makes him happy so it makes me happy.

@Bad Princess , It is very clear that you and Rick have achieved an ultra level of sexual communication and pleasure that few are able to achieve, The beauty of it is the simplicity--it based on trust--which converts to no limits or restrictions = FREEDOM TO CREATE AND EXPERIMENT= “CURIOSITY.”

I applaud you both, you are at the top of your game. I have championed this style of relationship for others. I have experienced the same interaction at a lesser level. Your writing of your “story" makes your relationship leap off of the page. @Bad Princess ,Thank you for sharing .

Please - post the links for everyone to see!!

here you go! https://pl.xhamster.com/videos/firing-13-billard-balls-out-of-my-xhaust-4444475

Sorry I’M 3 weeks late, just forgot about this discussion

All I can say is WOW!!! As for that male being able to reach around and shove his own fist in his ass that far, I wish I could do that. I am not that flexible that I can do that. I never was that flexible even when I was a teen or younger. I can just reach around far enough to wipe my butt when I use the toilet or put an enema nozzle up my butt.

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here you go! https://pl.xhamster.com/videos/firing-13-billard-balls-out-of-my-xhaust-4444475

Sorry I’M 3 weeks late, just forgot about this discussion