Funny experiences during erotic massages

Ever had something happen during one, that left you (or someone else) laughing?

During yesterday's erotic massage, just as the masseuse was bathing my penis and scrotum after the climax, my iPhone went off, and I could see that it was a call from my banker that I had to take.

I asked the lady to turn off the Chinese easy listening music, which she did, and as I answered the call, she also pulled the towel over my genitals.

Still, being otherwise in my birthday suit in a rather obvious setting, I was glad I didn't accidentally hit the video chat feature.

I had another experience at an AMP in a small town where I lived at the time. The masseuse I usually saw there often massaged me "undraped."

On this one occasion, a lot of people were coming in without appointments, and she kept excusing herself from massaging my back and hips, to go greet the drop-ins and ask them to wait.

About the third time she did this, she just left the door to my massage room open while she went out. I continued to wait face down on the table, completely naked, and with my ass in full view from the doorway.

She must have told a couple of young ladies to wait in one of the massage rooms, because I heard them coming down the hall and chattering.

I also heard the two of them stop at my open doorway, go silent for a moment, and then burst into giggles. They moved on after a moment, but I guess they liked the view, because they went back and forth several times, still babbling in a foreign language I recognized (but don't speak), and giggling.

While they were doing this, I felt both embarrassed by the exposure, and turned on. As I felt my cock getting hard against the massage table, I fantasized about turning over to show these young ladies the rest of the view, or at least looking up at them, but I did neither. Though there was a substantial community of people speaking that language in that town, they speak English, too, and the town was small enough that the odds were, I knew one or both of them.

Remembering them seeing me naked (though only face down), and fantasies about inviting them in to wait with me, always turn me on when I masturbate by lying face down in the nude, and pressing my cock into a towel on the bed.

A Japanese lady I'd met on AFF was over at my place for a sensual massage. She was naked and face down on my table when her jealous boyfriend phoned (audio only.)

She motioned for me to continue the massage as she talked to him, telling him she'd just left work and was driving to a friend's house.

She was actually describing the “drive” to him (e.g., “I just turned onto Route 4”), and as I could hear him replying and asking suspicious questions, she raised up on her knees with her bum in the air, letting me know she wanted more attention to her cleft and pussy.

My oiled fingers stroked her in both locations, and then, as I slipped first one finger, and then two, into her pussy, gliding in and out, she grinned and told her boyfriend… “I'm losing you… going into a tunnel.”

I thought she might actually let me fuck her while she continued to chat with him. But as I put on the condom, she shook her head, closed the phone, and then rolled over, her tits shaking as we both laughed our heads off. Then she spread her legs and welcomed me in for a perfect mish fuck.

She was so hot… at least partially from lying to the other guy.

My massage therapist had a bad habit of sucking on those butterscotch candies while giving me a massage. One day he started coughing and then couldn't breathe. I ended up doing the heimlich maneuver buck ass naked

My massage therapist had a bad habit of sucking on those butterscotch candies while giving me a massage. One day he started coughing and then couldn't breathe. I ended up doing the heimlich maneuver buck ass naked

Did you charge him for the professional services you rendered?

My massage therapist had a bad habit of sucking on those butterscotch candies while giving me a massage. One day he started coughing and then couldn't breathe. I ended up doing the heimlich maneuver buck ass naked

That would be a good premise to base a porn video on. There have been far more unlikely premises … ha ha

Permit me to revisit a prior Zity story of mine.

I was enjoying a fantastic massage session with a woman at a familiar massage parlor, both of us were in our birthday suites, and at the time my lady was climbing up onto the table to better take advantage of my excited state. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door and a familiar female voice told us she needed something. Neither of us covered ourselves but slowly opened the door and asked what was so damned important. The other girl, also a massuse, asked if either of us had a condom, apparently she had been with her client and neither was prepared for full-service. I climbed off the table, my man-hood in full mast and reached out for my trousers and handed her lady a condom. Thank you and she was off to her client. The two of us , stark naked looked at each other and just laughed and moved on to do our deed! Later on the way out, the other massuse smiled, said Thank You again, and told me she owed me "one" And yes, I did enjoy collecting. .

I climbed off the table, my man-hood in full mast and reached out for my trousers and handed her lady a condom. Thank you and she was off to her client. The two of us , stark naked looked at each other and just laughed and moved on to do our deed!

I found it fun to go about something else than sexual business when naked and in erection ... happened eough when I was young. My wife would giggle like she was some sort of blushing maiden ... ha ha