Enema for (adult!) students

I'm part-time lecturer in university.

To be honest the majority of my students are diligent, decent and nice persons. But there are some asshole morons that overcome all the best of others.

They are usually not even trying to do anything. Sometimes they even don't try to pass the exam. But afterwards they walking to me and to administration and whines, pretending to be a victims. Complains about they hard lives. And begging for lowest positive mark for doing nothing.

They are using a "siege war" strategy against lecturers. Waiting that somebody gives up and set the mark so as not to see them for several months.

The most annoying part of them are foreigners from "Third World countries", pretending not to understand English or Russian (which is local) language.

Another part is mediocre girls seeing themselves as top models, wanting highest mark for theirs absent cuteness.

The administration is hardy against their expulsion from the university due to financial reasons.

Sometimes i'm thinking that it would be great to allow them to publicly receive a 5 liters soapy enema instead of each exam. I wonder how many of them agree to this.

I believe that in other countries there are much better educational culture, with much less of that issues.

Is there somebody lecturing too? Do you have same thoughts on nasty students?

Sorry, not a lecturer…but I was a diligent student and had the same feelings about those few individuals in the lecture hall who were always absent…physically or mentally…and yet felt that they were entitled to a passing grade. Enemas for the girls, the BOOT for the guys!!!! 'Nuff said!

Although I am not a lecturer, I do have some teaching experience (as teaching assistant some years ago) and I have observed the phenomenon you described. And I agree with you, most students are really nice people trying hard and giving their best. If one only has to work with them, the job could be ok.

Unfortunately, there is another group as you mentioned. While some students just think they know things better and rules are not for them, there is even a smaller majority complaining about the rules and claiming to be victims… While there's a giant variety of excuses out there, they all sound somehow the same. But fortunately, these students are a minority.

The idea about the enema sounds interesting, have you ever suggested that 😉 ? I would be really keen on hearing the responses

Enemas for the girls, the BOOT for the guys!!!! 'Nuff said!

Oh Yeah!

The idea about the enema sounds interesting, have you ever suggested that 😉 ? I would be really keen on hearing the responses

No. I never suggested that.

Girls on a technical specialties are rarity.

And they almost always very nice and diligent.

Or, in contrast, they will roar on abusement in a millisecond after such offer.

There is another story came to my mind. This was my last year before graduation.

I'm worked on my specialty for years on that moment. Thus i was much more experienced then some lecturers. With many of them we started to work together, or even become friends. But some of them hated me. Which doesn't cares me much. This makes me quite confident.

We had some subjects which were not on specialty. Most of them were interesting and not much straining. But couple of them gives us a PITA.

One of them was taught by a young after graduate student-girl. She was hot as hell! Long legs. Short skirt. Deep neckline. Leather jacket.

I believe she had some personal/mental issues in addition to that she was made to work with students. So she used us to gain a compensation.

There are was nothing complex on her subject. But it cost a lot of time and nerves to pass her exam.

I was into S/M, but not into enemas that time. Even now i'm 99% giver.

Nowadays i think it was much better to receive a gallon of salt and soapy solution from her, than any of educational interactions. At least it's fun to imagine.