Turn on words in medicals

Keep your legs open....

Hold still now....

You need to be a big girl now....

Gonna spread you now....

Deep breath in.....

This will hurt a bit........

I am gonna be torough.....

Don't whine now.....

“Are you gonna be a good boy for me?”

“Trust me, I’m a doctor”

“I know it hurts, but it’s for your own good”

Especially in my teenage years when the nurse told me to turn over my tummy, I need to take your temperature. I even had a nurse who, after inserting the thermometer, patted my backside and told me she needs me to hold still like a big boy. I was thinking that if I were such a big boy I wouldn’t be getting my temperature taken like a baby.

" Fontana "

you are right

it was funny how female nurses or sometimes women doctors told at us as kids or even pre-teenagers as if we were babies and the rectal temperature was a good opportunity for a nurse to treat us like a baby by her words

“Go ahead and pull your underwear down for me” always got me going

Can you please scoot down the bed until you feel my hand

When the doctor says to relax as he is about to start or during the Gyno exam

Goodbye, every thing looks great! See you next year! Call for an appointment next year!

"Open your cheek."

More than 15 years ago by an elderly male dermatologist, while I was lying on the examination table on my side with my knees bent up, naked from the waist down. He told me to "open my cheek" (ass cheek) for three consecutive appointments. The only times I have ever been turned on during an exam.

I really like it when someone tells me to take my pants off while they’re getting their gloves on. I’ve read lots of stories where women get some privacy to undress, but in my experience the doctor asks me to stand or lay down, wheels as far as the box of gloves, and then asks me to undress.

There’s always this tense moment. I don’t want to start too early and just be standing there, waiting for her naked while she gloves up, but if you wait too long the doctor scoots back and I feel even more watched as they sit, gloved hands ready to examine my testicles and penis.

"Take off everything except your underwear, there's a gown on the table."

"OK, hop off the table and lower your underwear"

"Bend over the table, legs apart and toes pointed in"

"This may be uncomfortable, but it shouldn't hurt."

And recently at the urologist: "Ok, strip from the waist down."

After the vitals, the nurse says "strip down to your underwear and have a seat on the exam table".

My doc used to make small talk about school and sports; how are your siblings etc....during the exam and you got mesmerized with doing the "exercises and "duck walk"....and then the magic phrases:

Bobby, loose the shorts and place your feet on either side of the exam step.