Hemorrhoids Procedure

A few years ago, I didn't lube myself up and gave myself hemorrhoids. My ahole was puffy and tender to the touch and it was painful to sit down.

I've had those before but this wouldn't go away so I went to a doctor. My regular doctor was not available for two days so I went to my previous practice who could take me next day.

I got there and the nurse got my vitals, asked what was up and then the doctor came in. She was gorgeous and asked more about my hemorrhoids. I didn't tell them it was due to me toying myself LOL.

The doctor examined me and confirmed I had hemorrhoids but then said that was her second day at the practice and she didn't have privileges yet so she would need another doctor to check things out.

This male doctor comes in and he was very blunt. He examines me with the lady doctor next to him and then he inserts his finger in my anus and then she does, and they talk about internhemorrhoids too.

So then the doctor floors me and says: "the pain is caused because your hemorrhoids bled and it clotted under the skin. What I want to do is to remove the clots and then treat the internal hemorrhoids. Now keep in mind that this was the first time I actually saw a doctor for hemorrhoids so I went without telling my wife. So I was terrified at first. LOL

He and the lady doctor leave and the nurse tells me to undress from the waist down and to lay on my stomach. I do that and she puts on a drape with a hole on it so they can work on my ass.

They come back in and the guy asks the nurse to spread my cheeks while he numbs the area. At that point I'm scared, embarrassed, humiliated and turned on at the same time. The injections hurt a bit but then it felt really weird to feel them messing with it but not feeling anything. He stitched me up and told me to apply this cream on the outside, insert a suppository for the internal and after the suppository dissolved to squirt this cream inside my anus.

He also told me to wear panty liner for a few days because I'd bleed some.

The nurse came back with my papers and then gave me a pamphlet for safe sex and for how to properly have anal sex. So they thought someone screwed me so good that it ripped me to shreds, which is kind of fun that they think that. LOL

A few months later I went to my regular doctor for my physical and I told her I had hemorrhoids. She asked me why I didn't come in and I told her I was in a lot of pain and the next appointment was two days later and that I went to my old practice. She asked what they gave me and I told her what they did and she went: HE CUT THEM OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE?

So ever since I wonder if that procedure is not something that is usually done like that on the spot or if that doctor did something wrong to get that reaction from my PCP.

Yeah that’s often an ambulatory surgery

The condition they treated was a Thrombosed Hemorrhoid (blood clot in the hemorrhoid). They opened the hemorrhoid to get the clot out.

Removing external hemorrhoids is typically done with sedation administered by those who make modern surgery possible… Anesthesiologists

Ass-teroids.

LOL that's funny that they shouldn't have done it that way. LOL

That's apparently one of the worst most painful surgeries ,I think you had a lucky escape .

I had them once and my doctor took a scalpel and cut them and squeezed out black blood the texture of cottage cheese right then and there. This hurt like hell but reduced them so they went away in a couple days. He did take the gauze with the blood on it out into the nurses station and was showing his handiwork to everyone. They asked where the blood was from and I replied ‘Don’t even ask". They just smirked. It was pretty painful.

Yeah, any vein, anywhere, can become thrombosed. But those wouldn't be a DVT.

That's apparently one of the worst most painful surgeries ,I think you had a lucky escape .

I do have to say that other than when they were numbing the anus, it didn't hurt. It pulled a little bit afterwards but it wasn't bad.

I do have to say that other than when they were numbing the anus, it didn't hurt. It pulled a little bit afterwards but it wasn't bad.

Dare I ask…if they actually stick the needle into the anus?

Dare I ask…if they actually stick the needle into the anus?

@sundaybrunch My thought exactly! There's a video here on Zity somewhere showing a couple who engage in needle play, including him pushing a few hypodermic needles into his wife's anus. No hemorrhoids that I noticed but WOW it looked and sounded painful.

One of the managers at work had a hemorrhoid operation, he said it reminded him of that song by Johnny Cash…'Ring of Fire' or ‘Burning Ring of Fire’ even!

Dare I ask…if they actually stick the needle into the anus?

I wouldn't say inside but definitely in the folds on the outside, he definitely poked those a few times.

I wonder if they use one of those big 18 gauge needles. Ow.

I wonder if they use one of those big 18 gauge needles. Ow.

No clue. LOL

When I was in nursing school I got to watch them do hemorrhoid surgery! They were out but I bet when the feeling came back they woke up! Geez!

The problem is later. I've heard it called "like pooping razor blades".

I've had 2 procedures done. The 1st I got was soooooooooo bad I couldn't even get comfortable, even to sleep. I finally went to a proctologist, and he numbed my butthole and lanced my hemmroid then he cauterized. It was instant relief! The 2nd time a new Dr. used rubber bands. It finally worked after a couple weeks. But it slowly worked. Haven't really had problems for years.

The first time I saw my surgeon for hemorrhoids she did a rectal exam in her office after she had me strip and put on a gown and then she and her assistant took me to another room and had me kneel on this special table and it lifted me up and raised my butt when I leaned over and they tied off the hemorrhoids with nothing for pain and it was painful. Unfortunately the rubber bands did not hold and I was scheduled for surgery with spinal anesthesia. I thought I would be kneeling again but this time I was in the outpatient area of the hospital and I was lying on a table and it didn't occur to me until the nurses started hooking up stirrups that the positioning was going to be different. I had given the ok for student nurses to observe the surgery thinking they would just see my butt and rectum but I was soon placed in stirrups and my legs were raised up and spread out. I couldn't feel anything from the waist down due to the spinal but I could see the nurses looking at my penis as the nurses waited for the surgeon and the nursing students to come in. It was very painful once the spinal wore off.

I am thankful that I have not suffered from these hemorrhoids because the way you say it does not seem pleasant at all.

I’ve been treated for a pesky internal hemorrhoid. I started having some spots of blood with a bowel movement, it lasted a couple days so I went and saw my pcp. He did a cursory exam then had me drop my pants and bend over for a rectal exam. He was quick and found an internal hemorrhoid that would bleed when pressed. He wrote me a referral to see a specialist and that was that. A day later the specialists office called to setup an appointment. He had availability Friday so I made the appointment. They emailed me prep instructions for the appointment which was an enema the evening before and the morning of the appointment. I did the prep as instructed and went to the appointment. The nurse called me back and escorted me to the exam room. She reviewed my history and reason for the visit and confirmed I had done the prep. She left and shortly after the doctor came in. He had a husky build and was probably in his early sixties. He again reviewed my history and then gave me a gown and had me remove my clothes below my waist and take my sweatshirt off. He left the room and I quickly stripped and put the gown on and had a seat on the bed. He knocked shortly after and returned carrying an instrument tray and set it on the counter. He washed his hands and started putting on gloves and a wearable light. I couldn’t help but notice that his hands and fingers looked rather large and long. He had me lay on my left side and opened the gown. He spent what felt like a long time examining and looking at the outside of my anus. He would pull and stretch until it almost felt uncomfortable. He then stopped and rolled back on his stool. I heard a drawer open and then he rolled close again. He told me he was going to feel inside and to try and relax as much as possible. He lifted my cheek and I felt the cold lube touch my anus, he instructed me to breath out and as I did me slid his finger inside. Then next few seconds were rather embarrassing as he had me squeeze his finger multiple times as he rotated and probed my rectum. He zeroed in on the location of the hemorrhoid and I could feel him push deeper at one point his knuckles were against my butt cheeks. Shortly after he removed his finger and had me roll onto my back. He removed his gloves and washed his hands then came back to the exam table. He said it felt like it was a hemorrhoid, he said he wanted to take a look with a small scope and he could possibly band it if I wanted to go that route. I agreed and he then pulled on fresh exam gloves. I started rolling back over on my side but he stopped me and told me to roll onto my belly and the bring my knees underneath me. I did as I was told felt very exposed as the gown pulled off of my back leaving me bare from my chest to my ankles. The doctor quickly came over and pulled the gown up and tied the string close to my waist he then uncovered the tray he brought in earlier. He removed a drape from the tray and opened it. It had a round hole cut out in the center which he placed around my buttocks further highlighting the area to be explored. After this he instructed me to open my legs slightly wider. Satisfied he then went back to the tray. I heard a metallic sound as he had his back to me and then the drawer opening and closing again. A couple seconds later he turned back to me and placed his hand on my butt and gently spread my cheeks again. He told me alright you’re going to feel cold and a lot of pressure. With that I felt the cold lube followed by the cold steel of the scope. I was instructed to push and the scope slowly advanced into my rectum. The scope felt big and rigid as it moved inside. The feeling was unnerving as it felt like taking a dump backwards. With the scope all the way in he twisted it to the area of concern and removed the obturator. I could feel things moving and pushing inside but couldn’t tell you what was happening. After a couple moments he said he was going to band this and next I felt a tugging sensation. Once over he slowly withdrew the scope. The tugging sensation remained. Satisfied he dropped the scope back on the tray. He turned back to me and said last time and I felt his finger slide across the lube near my anus and then push inside. He announced the band feels good and pulled out his finger. He quickly grabbed the paper drape and made two swipes down my crack to clean the residual lube and then told me I could get dressed. I remember pulling up my underwear and feeling some missed lube squish in the fabric. He had me come back 6 weeks later to follow up.