A few years ago, I didn't lube myself up and gave myself hemorrhoids. My ahole was puffy and tender to the touch and it was painful to sit down.
I've had those before but this wouldn't go away so I went to a doctor. My regular doctor was not available for two days so I went to my previous practice who could take me next day.
I got there and the nurse got my vitals, asked what was up and then the doctor came in. She was gorgeous and asked more about my hemorrhoids. I didn't tell them it was due to me toying myself LOL.
The doctor examined me and confirmed I had hemorrhoids but then said that was her second day at the practice and she didn't have privileges yet so she would need another doctor to check things out.
This male doctor comes in and he was very blunt. He examines me with the lady doctor next to him and then he inserts his finger in my anus and then she does, and they talk about internhemorrhoids too.
So then the doctor floors me and says: "the pain is caused because your hemorrhoids bled and it clotted under the skin. What I want to do is to remove the clots and then treat the internal hemorrhoids. Now keep in mind that this was the first time I actually saw a doctor for hemorrhoids so I went without telling my wife. So I was terrified at first. LOL
He and the lady doctor leave and the nurse tells me to undress from the waist down and to lay on my stomach. I do that and she puts on a drape with a hole on it so they can work on my ass.
They come back in and the guy asks the nurse to spread my cheeks while he numbs the area. At that point I'm scared, embarrassed, humiliated and turned on at the same time. The injections hurt a bit but then it felt really weird to feel them messing with it but not feeling anything. He stitched me up and told me to apply this cream on the outside, insert a suppository for the internal and after the suppository dissolved to squirt this cream inside my anus.
He also told me to wear panty liner for a few days because I'd bleed some.
The nurse came back with my papers and then gave me a pamphlet for safe sex and for how to properly have anal sex. So they thought someone screwed me so good that it ripped me to shreds, which is kind of fun that they think that. LOL
A few months later I went to my regular doctor for my physical and I told her I had hemorrhoids. She asked me why I didn't come in and I told her I was in a lot of pain and the next appointment was two days later and that I went to my old practice. She asked what they gave me and I told her what they did and she went: HE CUT THEM OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE?
So ever since I wonder if that procedure is not something that is usually done like that on the spot or if that doctor did something wrong to get that reaction from my PCP.