Last Monday, my nurse (my wife who is an actual RN) told me that it was going to be a cleanse day. The actual procedure started the prior afternoon. At 4:00 PM I was administered 3 Bisacodyl tablets. At 6:00 I was prescribed 3 more along with a triple dose of Miralax. Soon afterward, the rumbling began. At 8:00 a double dose of Miralax and a double dose at 10:00. I was making regular trips to the bathroom until about 2:00.
My wife awakened me at 6:00 Monday morning to get things going in earnest. Three Dulcolax suppositories were inserted high into my rectum. I believe she was actually able to get them to my sigmoid. She said I should have my morning tea while holding them for 30 minutes. It was a challenge. When I finished my tea, I was instructed to come to the bathroom and watch her prepare my first enema. I was to receive enemas until clear, and we were going to start with the 3qt. silicone bag. While we had filled it to the top before, she said that there would be no cutting this one short, as in the past. I was going to take it ALL. Our custom is to microwave a bar of Ivory and then pulverize the result. This, she said was going to be one of her special 3H double S enemas; high, hot, helluva lot, and super soapy. She put a fourth of the powder into our mixing pitcher and added a pint of very hot water. Then, she used our stick blender mix the soap, resulting in very milk solution with an incredible amount of frothy suds. Additional water was added to make 3 qts. and bring the temp to 105 degrees. As she was doing this, she allowed me to evacuate the suppositories.
We moved to our treatment room. The bag was filled and a thoroughly lubricated Rusch DBC was attached. Both balloons were shiny with lubricant, so I had an inkling of what was coming. The air was purged and I was told to get into knee chest on the massage table, which doubles as our exam/treatment table. The bag was hung quite high, about 3 to 3 and half feet above my anus.
Soon I could feel the first balloon slowly entering me. It was followed, as I had suspected, by the second. After inflating them, she advanced the catheter so that the first balloon moved beyond my superior rectal valve. I have written about this before and the feeling is incredible. The valve was opened and I felt the first welcome gush of hot suds into my anxiously awaiting colon. I could feel it travelling past my splenic flexure when the first cramps hit. My nurse did not stop but rather lowered the bag to about 12 inches, thus slowing the flow to something much more comfortable. Soon, I alerted my nurse that I was full, but she said I was only halfway there. This enema continued through several cycles of cramps and rests until the bag gurgled empty. I was made to stay in position for 5 minutes – an eternity.
As I got from the table, I felt I would burst. I carefully made my way to the toilet where the nurse deflated the nozzle and slowly withdrew it. It took over 30 minutes to get what I thought was most of it out. When I stood up and took a couple of steps, I had to quickly return to my seat. This was a strong enema, and the soap burned. After a little more than an hour, it was time for enema number 2.
Once again, it was going to be 3 quarts, and another fourth of the soap mixed in. Again, it was delivered in the knee-chest position. The nozzle was lubricated, purged of air, and both balloons again inserted. This time, upon insertion, I began to leak prostate fluid. My nurse decided that this would be delivered slowly and the enema bag was hung just above my rectum. The flow indicator barely turned which is what the nurse wanted. I am guessing it took about 20 minutes or more for the bag to empty, and I knew that there was residual in there from enema number one. Again, I was assisted to the toilet and allowed to evacuate. This one came gushing out and the bowl was fill with sudsy water. Waves of cramps and expulsions continued. Finally, I felt a very powerful wave of cramps move from my lower right abdomen across and down to my rectum followed by a gush of muddy looking water. This I refer to as my cecum flush and I was pretty sure that I would not need another round of suds.
My nurse agreed and said it was time for a 3-quart rinse. This one was delivered in the diaper position. My evacuation of this enema was quite rapid and thorough, and it resulted in just slightly tinted water. My nurse was quite pleased.
After cleanup, I was returned to the treatment table where my nurse then edged me to near orgasm 6 times. Finally, she allowed me to completely relax and then made me cum by using only her forefinger on the back of my glans while the pad of her thumb circled my frenulum. It was one of my top 5 orgasms ever.
I was completely spent and took a nice long nap.