Someone at John Hopkins University in Baltimore, MD, is having way too much fun. π
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT04195776
Researchers at Hopkins are about to start recruiting sixteen adult men for a research study to test an antiviral douche used prior to receptive anal intercourse (RAI) to prevent HIV infection. Subjects in the experimental arm of the study are in for a wild ride! Each man, once they are enrolled in the study, is going to come into the clinic to collect baseline samples. This will probably include a complete physical exam including a DRE. The samples they take will at least be blood, saliva, semen, and rectal fluids. And then the fun really begins.
Each man will attend three sessions at the clinic. First, they masturbate into a petri dish to collect a semen sample which is then radiolabeled with an isotope for detection later. There will probably be another exam and some baseline samples taken. Then the man climbs up on the table in his gown, takes the proper position, and receives a 125 mL enema of tenofovir antiviral medication. I'm not sure, but after some retention time, the man may be allowed to visit the toilet and release the solution if it isn't necessary for all of it to be absorbed.
Back on the table, the man will assume an appropriate position in which to receive simulated receptive anal intercourse (sRAI) from an artificial phallus embedded with a catheter simulating the urethra. Coitus with this highly scientific device goes for five minutes with sixty cycles of thrusting every minute. At the end of the three-hundredth cycle, the phallus will be inserted to a maximum depth in the man's rectum and his own radiolabeled semen will be injected into him. After the simulated ejaculation has completed, the phallus will continue to thrust in and out of the man's rectum for an additional ten seconds before being removed.
The man is required to remain in the hospital for the next day or so while scans and samples are taken. The radiolabeled autologous semen will show how far ejaculated fluid penetrated into the man's colon. Once the session is complete, the man gets a two-week "wash-out" period before returning for the next round. In each round, the order and contents of the douche are changed. Sometimes it starts with the tenofovir followed by sRAI followed by a tap-water douche. Other sessions start with the tap-water and ends with the antiviral medication.
The purpose of the study is to determine the safety, acceptance, pharmacokinetics, and pharmacodynamics of using this PrEP douche prior to receiving anal sex. If this study and future studies go well, gay bottoms may be able to pick up a prescription for the stuff by 2024, and there will be one more weapon in the fight against HIV/AIDS. Horray!
But I can't help thinking about what it will be like for those sixteen brave, pioneering men, giving up their tender bottoms to probing, biopsy, douching, and rough robot sex - and so that the rest of us can hope for the day when rawdogging it with hung top is just a little less risky. I salute you, men. Godspeed!
(Oh, and where can I sign up. Oh, please!?! I'll be a good patient, I promise! I just want to offer my butt for science. Is that too much to ask?)