Flirting with Spanking Talk in RL?

I used to work in a tourist area, and there was an older gentleman who was a regular. He'd take his walks through our stands, and everyone knew him and loved him. One day he said hello to me, and then, "Staying out of trouble?" I put on my widest eyes, shook my head and said, "No, sir!" And he narrowed his eyes with a twinkle in them, pointed his finger and said, "Don't make me put you over my knee!" And he chuckled when I giggled and blushed. I could barely say, "Yes, sir," though I wonder if he really would have!

Have any of you been lucky enough to do a little fun spank-talk flirting?

Some 25 year ago while helping a friend and his wife move house the door of the wardrobe we were moving swung open to reveal a collection of about 5 or 6 riding crops . ( they didn't have horses) with a knowing grin he explained it was his wife's little kink. I knew his wife well from college days and it did not surprise me in the slightest.

Whilst cooking the supper that night his wife made a very definite comment about wanting to slap the back of my legs for some reason or another... looking back it was an invitation from them both.but being much more naive than I'm am now I just laughed it off... a missed opportunity.

Years later when I helped him move again with his second wife a cane was left deliberately I strongly suspect on show under the bed I was dismantling ...

Great memories..

It's always a nice tease to flirt with spanking a naughty neighbor's tender bottom. Who knows what mischief one could get into after he had her bare hips perched across his knees?