Woke up this morning and started writing, couldn’t stop. Needed to share with the like minded before I was so embarrassed and deleted. Hope it gives you pleasure.
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There’s no other way to describe being stressed out; it stinks. Especially when it’s over the possibility of getting sick. Fortunately, many reliable sources are once again championing the power of soap and water. Hand washing is so critical to health, but there’s another retro use for soap and water we should all get behind; good old fashioned soap suds enemas.
Laugh if you must, but hear me out. I know proctology and psychology are two disciplines which, on the surface, don’t appear to team up. However, probe a little deeper, and the connection is there, pure and simple. At least the way I feel it.
Many men never outgrow carrying stress in their stomach, which manifests as physical pain and discomfort. When you’re nervous, hurting, and unsure of what to do, the time has come to drop your pride and pants. Listen to the voice who tells you, like a friendly, caring sports doc, “It’s gonna be okay, buddy. You’re all right, you just need to poop.” You may blush at the words, but your smile, and sphincter, twitched.
It’s the logic and mantra I’ve retained for some time. It’s been decided that it’s for the best. So relax, take a deep breath, and bend over. Let the soap and water work it’s magic. If you’re alone, close your eyes and imagine a trusted buddy is there with you, helping you out as the nozzle goes in. Take that enema like you’re taking a breath. In slowly, hold it, and let it all out. Follow it up with a hot shower and a warm bed. You’re gonna feel so much better, I promise.
Enemas are healthy, intimate, traditional, warm, relaxing and safe. Soap and water breaks down more than fecal matter. It goes all the way up to your stress and fear, and helps flush those feelings away. There’s something pouring out of you, all right; stress.
So if you’re on the fence, why not be open? Get to the bottom of why you’re feeling bad, and hang that bag. High, hot,hell of a lot, give yourself an enema. It may not solve all your problems, but it’s gonna help you out. I promise. Now, bottoms up. ❤️