TV commercials of wife holding a Bath Brush to hand to husband

Last night, in the Metro NYC area, I watched a commercial perhaps for home insurance where the wife was about to give her husband a bath brush, obviously one she uses to spank him, to go after what may be a burglar!! About a year ago the same type of commercial perhaps from a home goods company, wife giving husband the bath brush to do the same thing instead of him picking up a bedside lamp to hit the burglar with!!

Unfortunately the bath brush that i must keep on my side of our bed has been collecting dust!!! i am really overdue for a BRUSHING!

Why not dust it off and hand it to your wife?

Ddel2 Last night I did not need to!!!! Ouch 😃! Reminder or maintenance brushing due later this morning!