ThongNaturalist stated: “Mostly oh man you’re in for a rough week with her.”
One evening, as we were watching TV, when a commercial came on, my (now-ex) wife turned to me and said, “I think I have PMS.”
I replied, “No, you have DMS. Last week, you had PMS. Next week you’ll have AMS and the following week you’ll have GPMS.”
She screwed up her face and asked, “DMS? AMS” GPMS?”
“Yeah,” I replied, “During MS, After MS and general principles MS.
Fortunately, she was amused!
As for buying panties, etc. (bras, thigh-his, and other lingerie, a dress or heels), if a clerk asks me who they’re for, I’ll just tell him/her that my wife told me to buy them, and then let them wonder, as I smile at them.