My fantasy rectal exam would be conducted by a female doctor a little older than me, with a younger female nurse assisting. My wife would be present as well, but I also have this fantasy with a female coworker of mine watching instead. The preliminaries would include the nurse taking my rectal temperature, with me lying on my stomach with my jeans and underwear pulled down to my knees.
I would then be instructed to undress to my boxer briefs. After I had undressed down to my underwear, the doctor would start with a standard physical. After my nose, eyes, ears, throat, chest, and lungs were checked, I would be told to remove my underwear for the testicular cancer screening and then a hernia exam. I would be standing naked in the middle of the room, with my wife and nurse watching, while the doctor first carefully rolled each testicle between her fingers, her touch would be firm and almost uncomfortable. She would follow the screening with a equally firm check for a hernia.
After those exams were complete, I would anxiously watch the nurse extend and adjust the stirrups. The doctor would then tell me to lay back on the table and instruct me to put my feet in the stirrups. The nurse would then hand the doctor two sterile swabs, to collect samples from my urethra. The doctor would take hold of my shaft and slowly insert the first swab, rotating it to collect the first sample. A second swab would follow the first.
After that discomfort and embarrassment was complete, the doctor would then give me a very thorough digital rectal exam, she would invite my wife (or coworker) over for a closer look. Once the DRE was complete, she would change gloves, while the nurse lubricated a anuscope. Wearing fresh gloves the doctor would take the anuscope from the nurse and insert into my rectum. The size of the scope and the depth of the insertion would be uncomfortable.
After the scope was removed, the doctor would ask the nurse to collect a sterile urine sample. I would anxiously watch as the nurse prepares the catheter. My wife walks over to my side to hold my hand as the nurse prepares to insert the tube. My wife and I watch as the nurse takes a hold of my shaft, aligns the catheter with my urethra, and begins to slowly insert the tube into me. The discomfort is intense. Finally the catheter is all the way in and the urine begins to fill the bag.
Once the sample is collected, the nurse slowly removes the catheter, and then cleans the head of my penis with an alcohol swab. Next I am ordered to roll over and get on my hands and knees. The nurse would then give me a Fleet enema, with me on all fours up on the table. After I was allowed to expel the enema, the doctor would instruct me to get back on the table on my hands and knees. Once I was in position, the doctor would give me a second DRE and scoping.
Once the scope was removed, the nurse would use a few tissues to wipe the lube off of my rear end. I would then be allowed to get dressed.