Taking your rectal temperature, reading or surfing on the net

Do you read or surf on the net with a thermometer up your ass ?

I have to say no. I just take my rectal temperature and after 5 minutes later, remove and read it. Then post the results here for all members to see.

Actually, I look at the galleries from this website and the chive, when I'm taking my rectal temp. It helps me go from just a mundane rectal temp., to an erotic fantasy.

Well...sometimes I do...

On occasion, me as well...

Sometimes I do

To all those who do read or surf while taking your rectal temp just be so careful not to roll over suddenly or change positions because then the thermometer may be to far up your ass.

And Flames may be rolling up to your house in her official uniform and snapping on some gloves.

I always have my temperature taken rectally in whatever I do, except when I really have to do groceries or go to work. 😉

Sometimes. Usually not.

I must admit sometimes I take may rectal temperature when I'm reading erotic novels or some other kind of books.

All the time! Sometimes I have phone sex too🍑🌡

Having a thermometer deep inside, pushing against the wall of the rectum, certainly adds to to the pleasure of any erotic experience - paper, electronic or in-person. 😊

Yep, in fact, right now as I read this.

Yeah, I often surf or chat on Zity.biz with my legs on the table, the notebook on my belly and my thermometer deep in my anus. That's so amazing to me.

I do this, too! As a matter of fact at this very moment…

Have a thermometer in my rectum now the longer it stays in the more I like the sensation of it there, yet the stronger the urge gets to push it out.

I do not.

I am probably in the small minority on this, but for me the rectal temperature fetish reached a crescendo during my teen years, and perhaps until my mid twenties. I still enjoy hearing people’s stories growing up, but the feeling isn’t the same today. I would never at this time even hint to a nurse to take my temperature rectally. They might have me committed to an institution.

I may take it rectally if I really don’t feel well, but at this time, not for recreation. I certainly wouldn’t post my temperature reading on this board or any other, because nobody cares. I keep seeing the same thread pop up with “what’s your temperature.” Does anyone really care?

I am not criticizing anyone for the way they feel, but this is just my opinion.

@Fontana It seems that males hinting to medical professionals, especially females, that they would like a rectal exam or similar is actually quite common. They could not afford to commit all those dirty old men.

Unfortunately it does not turn me on to take my own temperature. I love taking the temperature at others and also having my temperature taken by somebody else. I guess I like the embarassing part ...

As mine was always taken by someone else, I’d have to answer no, I was always told to just lay still. My view was usually a couch cushion or the bed spread.

Depending on the mood, absolutely! While I think it is an activity that is - as many are - more fun to indulge in with someone else, I enjoy taking my own temperature just fine while browsing Zity or looking for other sources of “inspiration” 😉

No I do not

When taking my rectal temperature, I often look at pictures that I've printed out of men's bare asses, some with thermometers in their asses. Less often, I'll be surfing the net for images or erotic films of men. But I've become accustomed to just arranging color printouts of nude men next to me on the bed while I'm doing it. It enhances the pleasure of the experience.

Now as my bottom is taking the thermometer. Other times, I am working.

You are definitely going to be a good "fit" here @Laura41 . Welcome to the wonderful world of Zity. 😃

Thank you LordJim2. I am happy to find people who share and understand my love of my bottom taking a nicely lubed thermometer sick or well.