Bad idea sex toy

When I was 14 at the boarding school I did not have money and my girl friend was not generous so I took a bunch of wood beads from the crafts room and glued them together to make an anal stimulation toy. The girl friend was disgusted but used it on me . It felt so good all these big and small beads rolling around and in and out. I would carry it with me and use it in the bathroom between classes. Then I started to itch and hurt to poop way inside. I would sit and squirm in class . It did not stop me playing with the stick. It became very bad with red spots on my ass and bad smells. The girl friend was really upset and took me to the infirmary. I was in no shape to argue. Such shame . The girl takes the pleasure stick from my bag and shows the Nurse. She has been sticking this up her ass and is infected she says then makes me bend over and bares my ass to her. The shame became worse when the Doctor came in to look at it . By this time I was in bed after many vinegar and water enemas with the paper night dress of shame soon to be removed. He rolled me over puts me in that position then another like I am a piece of wood and gives a thorough exam with the ass spreader and other things peering deep inside poking and prodding . Then into the genitals searching for infection in that place to. The Nurse watches this I look at her wile it is going on trying not to cry it hurts so much and the shame of it. Eventually it is over and I get a big lecture about sticking things up my ass and a bottle of pills to take and suppositories for the nurse to stick up their for 2 weeks plus I had to sit in a wash tub full of hot water to make them work . I would sit in the hot tub doing home work with the girl friend . She called it "the roasting pan" The Nurse would check me for discharge once in a while and heat the tub. I was given punishment for stealing the wood beads . One smack with the ruler on my palms for each bead. The other girls teased me a lot . I just took it. Some understanding Girl left a big string of big anal beads and a pink bead vibrator in a box on my bed. It was so good to have something up my ass again besides a suppository and the Nurses finger.

Sometimes it is not good to make homemade sex toys from questionable materials. They may result in an adventure of the undesirable sort.

I buy my toys from the store now or make them from metal in the machine shop. My Master makes some made to measure exiting things as well. Scary exiting things. Play safe. Reasonably safe. Sort of safe?

This has made me giggle.

Before I ever owned a vibrator, I put a condom on a carrot. It was not comfortable and did nothing for me.

Before anyone asks, no I did not eat the carrot after.

I used to be quite good at repairing old furniture, full-wood furniture, 19th century or older.

Anyway become proficient enough working with wood to make a set of my own, beginner's-sized anal plugs. I used beech wood because of the hard and small grain. When finished I varnished them in perhaps up to 10 coats or more, high gloss varnish.

I still have them and never have I had any trouble with them in any way. No infections or anything ...

purchase a special doll on ovdoll,com

One of my older friends has a Doll from there . Mei? She is very pretty and nice to touch. I have made outfits for her and bought her lingery. He is shy about that. She sits on a chair or lies on the bed. We sometimes have her with us watching TV. He talks to her I don't know if she answers back. She never has spoken to me. I think of her as an adult teddy bear.

For me . After that experience, I have been more cautious with what goes up my arse. It has to be at a minimum clean with no sharp edges.

If it is something I am buying It gets a good look over and testing before it goes in me.

A general rule for me is that I only play with sex toys that are specifically made to be a sex toy. I would never use any items I made or regular items found in your average home.

I have lots of anal toys and dildos and I have never had any problems with injuries while using any of my sex toys, which spans a time of 30+ years. There are too many horror stories of people sticking items into any of their orifices and doing harm to themselves.

My recommendation is to be smart and take a step back before you potentially do something that will cause injury. It's better to masturbate using your hands and some lube and then do some online shopping for a sex toy that's made to be inserted into your body safely.

This has made me giggle.

Before I ever owned a vibrator, I put a condom on a carrot.

Before anyone asks, no I did not eat the carrot after.

I don't use a condom and always eat the carrot.

@Bad_Princess

I don't use a condom and always eat the carrot.

Oh, it seems that times are truly tough in Canada… 😁

Thanks for sharing your story. It is quite sad to hear such sad stories. We have to be very careful with sex toys. I also had some problems because of sex toys. Plus, it wasn't a toy made by me; it was a toy bought from a sex shop, but apparently, it wasn't of good quality, and it hurt me a lot so that later I had problems with my bladder. Since then, I have never used sex toys. Now all I do to get satisfaction is chat rooms from https://livepornguide.com/. I like it very much, and it makes me so horny. It is much better than sex toys.

Here's one from over a decade ago…

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/396001/saws-in-vaginas-dangerous/

I'm talking not about sex toys, but about lubricant, I've used once cream for body, and I didn't watch the mixture, it was awful and spicy.

I don't use a condom and always eat the carrot.

I wish my GF could speak with you … she only has one issue against sucking my cock after anal sex, and it's nothing to do with icky or taste, it's a concern she'll get gastro. It sounds like you are all too aware that you don't get ill from a bit of your own soil after something's been up your own ass (unlike the genuine concern if it's someone else's soil or you go vaginal after anal). And I love the rude thought of you masturbating your anus with a carrot then eating the carrot!