Military exams (MEPS)

Hey, the real situation was all fear and no fun . I’d easily go for a play induction physical…just for fun. If I could find a “doctor”…

So if any guys know a US "doc" who gives military type exams pass it along.

Just realized that I never finished the story.

Me and the other guy were taken back to the meps center the next morning, we’re taken to room 103 and told to have a seat and wait to be asked to go in the exam room. We both sat there for about 15 minutes. He was asked to go in the exam room, heard him talking to the doctor who was in there and hear the doctor ask him to lower his jeans and underwear to be examined. A few minutes later heard the doctor to ask him to remove his jeans and underwear and lay on the table as he needs further examination. As he came out he was told to have a seat and he will be asked to come back in after I was examined. Doctor opened the door to the room, asked me to come in, said looking at your examination I need you to get undressed from the waste down so I did, he proceeded to examine my testicles while standing for quite awhile and said I need you to lay on the table, so I can examine you further, there’s many issues . Was on the table for quite awhile said to get dressed and go sit outside and will be asked to come back in a few minutes and likely be asked to be taken to my regular office as it is imperative I be extensively examined due to abnormal findings that need further evaluation

After we both were examined by him twice we were told to wait for our recruiter to pick us up to go back to the hotel and be taken to his urology office the next morning for extensive diagnostic examination. I was in the room for at least 35 minutes with him and determined to need further evaluation

Our recruiter came and picked us up, said he will see us at 10 am to take us to the doctors main facility, we both shared the same hotel room, had a lot of fun together and then the next morning went to the urology center.

We were taken to the urology clinic, we both were taken back to the inner areas, had chairs outside of the exam room. He was taken into the exam room first. Could hear the doctor ask him to undress from the waist down heard him being asked does it hurt here several times, then asked to lay up on the table, heard the doctor say that he is going to ask for permission to do further examination as there should not be pain and discomfort in your testicles and spermatic cords and concerned about how tightly retracted his scrotum is as well as how much smaller the right testicle is. After being in the room for 40 minutes he came out and could see he had a raging erection.

When I went for my MEPS exam back in 2000 I don’t remember the exam itself being any more embarrassing than going to a new doctor for the first time. It was just me in the room. I will tell you that what I found to be the most awkward part was having the female nurse watch me pee for my drug test

When I went there were about 30 of us lined up in just our underpants heading toward a male doctor but there were several women at desks on the side of the room. I don't remember any screens for privacy when we reached the doctor and had to lower our undies for the usual testicle exam. That was kind of embarrassing for an 18 year old.

@chelle300 I have had several supervised urine samples and 2 sterile samples where I wasn't allowed to touch anything, they did it all. Thankfully they were always at the hands of a female nurse/assistant. I would NOT like having a male touch me.

When I went for my MEPS exam back in 2000 I don’t remember the exam itself being any more embarrassing than going to a new doctor for the first time. It was just me in the room. I will tell you that what I found to be the most awkward part was having the female nurse watch me pee for my drug test

@chelle300 Would you have been more comfortable with a male nurse watching you?

Had me go into the exam room, doctor asked me to remove everything below the waist, spent a very long time feeling and searching my testicles, had me squat many times while probing, squeezing and searching testicles, said better have you lay on the table and get you in the stirrups as I finding so many abnormal concerns, worked on balls and prostate for a very long time, said you can get dressed and wait outside with the other guy you came with, if there is any chance of being approved I need to get you back in for much further evaluation as more abnormal findings than normal but I have to get that approved. Was on table for over an hour and could not hardly button fly when done.

I would definitely be interested in photos and stories from the yahoo groups. I was a member and was very sad when they were deleted!

@Lcm That's how I got started as well. It was my senior year in college when I first discovered Yahoo groups and other sites. I realized that I wasn't the only one turned on by this type of thing.

When I went for my MEPS exam back in 2000 I don’t remember the exam itself being any more embarrassing than going to a new doctor for the first time. It was just me in the room. I will tell you that what I found to be the most awkward part was having the female nurse watch me pee for my drug test

@chelle300 You actually had a nurse watch you guys urinate? When I went through MEPS, the UA was one of the 1st stations we went through. The room was like a typical public restroom with many urinals on the wall but there were no dividers. A male observer was seated at the end of the room. We had to stand with our toes on a white line, lift up our shirts to our chests and lower our pants and underwear to our knees. Where was the female observer seated and were there other enlistees with you or were you by yourself?

@hildeddy

"After the general tests of eyes, ears, weight and size and delivering a urine test under supervision, I had to come to the doctor, completely naked, he examined me very thoroughly, absolutely everything was examined. Afterwards, put on your briefs and long trousers and then go to another room, undress completely in a changing room and appear before an inspection committee. A bit humiliating"

Seems weird that you had to strip totally nude twice. Where any members of the inspection committe female? Because I can see how that would be a bit embarrassing. And do you remember what kinds of questions they asked? By the way, what country and what year was this?

For mine, there was maybe 12 of us. We did the eyes and ears testing then they brought us to a large room.

We had to undress to our underwear. They didn't have enough urinals so we went in two groups to the bathroom where the urinals were angled 45 degrees to give them a view and no wall. They had us lower our underwear to our knees and piss in the cups while they watched.

Once the piss test was done, back in the large room, they weighed and measured us. Then we had to do different movement like the infamous 'duck walk'. I could feel my balls pop out of my boxers when I did it. I also must've been awkward because they singled me out and had to redo it while everyone watched, my balls still exposed.

After a number of those, they told us to lose the underwear and line up at the door. You go inside and a doctor was waiting on a stool. Stand before him and he'd give a very thorough genital exam and tell you to turn around. He'd have you bend over and spread your cheeks. Then you walk back to your clothes naked. I was first luckily because I was getting chubby. I was able to be the first to finish and back to my clothes. You get dressed and that was that.