Five dollar fillup

I have to say the KFC commercial for a 5 dollar fillup has been blowing up my TV. Does anyone else have naughty thoughts when they hear it?

$5 is a lot of soapy water unless you're doing some sort of boutique bottled thing. I don't think I could take that much, maybe bill it as "family size for you and your date?" Though you wouldn't be interested in that particular deal, Moppy.

Ha you are probably right about that

Telling my age here, but when I hear of a $5 fill up, I think way, way back to the late 60's when we would pull in at the gas station in my sister's '60 Impala and tell them to fill it up but don't go over $5. It seldom took the full $5 to fill the 25 gallon tank. Along with that fill up, came the full service gas, check oil, battery, air in tires, give us the Top Value stamps and THANK us for our business. ….. Now in these days, perverted mind, I think of lots of things that $5 could mean.

Dan

Set the way back machine to 1975.... you could get a couple of nice fill ups at Dee’s Physical Therapy (precursor to Sherry Taylor’s ”Sherema’s”) for $15. Happy endings for another $15.

I can't go back as far as Rock49's reference to 1975 -- that was in my pre-enema era -- but I do remember seeing an intriguing ad here in the Los Angeles area sometime in the '80s. It was in one of those pre-Internet newsprint rags that advertised everything from talking sex on the phone to meeting live with a supposedly hungry transvestite. I've thought for years that the ad was by "Sharon", but it may well have been Sherry. It read, "When [Sherry? Sharon?} gives an enema, everything comes out all right." That single catchy phrase and a phone number was all of it. I believe the phone number was in Los Angeles proper, not one of the myriad burbs that so many of us live in. I never called -- t the time, I was much more than happy with the way my wife (now "ex") was taking care of me with the bag and bulb!

No doubt about it I will never not think about enemas every time I see these commercials now, great, as if I needed another reminder to think about how much I want an enema even more often than I am already thinking about it

"Hey babe how about a 5 dollar fill up?" could be a good code word for let's play. Would make more sense though if everyone who knew me didn't know just how rarely I eat fast food.

That makes it a good code, as it's not likely to be used by you in another sense. Also adds to the "danger" aspect as people might wonder a bit why you said that if they didn't know. Chances are pretty good that they won't think of filling up the other end from the expected though..

Hmmmmm How about a FIVE QUART FILLUP? Absolutely, the phrase can be a code word for what you will be into when she (or he) gets home. If it is going to be 5, it better be 5 SOAPY QUARTS :-)

Stingr