Common workplace objects

I need a suggestion of something I can use or keep at the office... ideally I wish I had a butt plug but I didn't wear one today. I'm not coming up with any great ideas, as I'm worried the item might get lost inside. Any suggestions? The sharpies are looking too inviting... but not enough for me to give it a go. I often get the urge while I'm at the office, so suggestions welcome. Anyone else?

I'm probably not the one to ask this. Because I keep all of my plugs and toys at the office. A super sized sharpie maybe. Some people can do amazing things with latex gloves. A screwdriver? Miniature liquor bottle like the airlines use? My plug is in right now, so I feel your need! good luck!

The issue of losing something inside is valid, but, make it a short term adventure. Sharpie or something like that with a rounded or blunt tip would be ideal. Go to the bathroom, in the stall pull you panties down, insert it, then leave and walk around the office some with it inside. Obviously do not sit, when you need to sit back at your desk, either go back to the bathroom and remove it, or for some extra excitement, remove it at your desk while "hopefully" no one is looking. Then, if it's in good condition, lay on your desk with the suspense to see if anyone would pick it up to use. Very naughty way to do things.

That sounds pretty naughty. I think an extra large sharpie and tie something on it so if it does go in too far you can pull it out. 1Hour please.

A screwdriver....?! Dangerous. Anything like a sharpie you need a cleaned out heiney first.

When I was a kid and a teen I used the plastic cases of Bic pens rectally. Probably a bad idea.

I also used a brush handle. Once I did not clean it properly, I missed a little bit of sh*t. Dad saw it. I blurted out it had fallen down into the toilet (this was believable, this brush was stored on the flush tank).

Keep a packet of Cottonelle wet wipes in your drawer or purse. I doubt if anyone seeing it would not think past the hygiene aspects. Take three or four sheets, lay them flat on top of each other, and roll them tightly into a cylinder. It is five inches long, rigid but not hard, and already wet. find just a dab of lube somewhere and insert about halfway. Sort of a homemade tampon.

I think I'll just have to figure out how to keep a plug handy... and make myself wear it until I get home. Better planning... for next week. 😃