Enema beers anyone?

I'm sure a bunch of y'all have heard about the shower beer. That thing where you finish up the yard work all hot and sweaty. So you jump in the shower with a nice cold beer and just let the cool water pound on you.

Has anyone tried the enema beer? You adjourn to the bathroom for a couple of warm bags, sip on that beer and relax while the water flows. I've been doing that more and more lately and found that I really enjoy it.

Share your thoughts.

Been there and tried that before I discovered wine so many years ago. The first time I tried using beer, so many bubbles formed inside the tube that no beer flowed to the tip. Bummer! I'm sure the temperature of the beer in relation to the room temperature would be an important factor; however, it was still a bad deal. Gas formed inside the colon and caused excessive bloating to an uncomfortable level - sometimes painful - and even impeded expelling. Wine was my perfect fix.

I'd rather have a warm beer enema inside me and a cool shower after?

I have tried a beer enema, just to find out what it is like. Not impressed. It is way more fun to sip on a cold beer while warm water of another type flows in the back.

"but better beer if drink you lack, and water hot poured down the back" (Tolkien, though I'm sure we can figure out other things to do with "water hot").

@RedBulb99 what you do is put in couple beers, then jump up and down.

I have quit doing Budweiser enemas.

For beer, let it sit open for a while and be flat. If you want carbonation, use club soda, it doesn’t foam up and flows easily.

I tried beer once, even tried whisking some of the carbonation out of it. Still didn't get enough of it out, never again!

I just recently tried butt chug and it was not good. Make sure beer goes flat before you attempt. You really feel it expanding and foaming inside of you. But beside that it was fine. I might do it again...

When i first read the title, thought it was talking about "booty bump" (i.e., alcohol up the bum), not drinking a beer while getting an enema. Of course, great minds think alike, and other's went there as well. :-)

For a booty bump, i usually read of wine vs beer, and the ratio has to be watered down bit since the alcohol can be absorbed more readily through the colon. i've never actually been drunk or used recreational drugs, so i have no idea what it feels like? But i have a long time fantasy of a Guy giving me an enema that's been spiked, unbeknownst to me, as an exercise of control on His part, making me more pliable. i'm big on seduction, grooming, subtle control where i'm not completely aware of being affected and controlled till i'm somewhere in the middle of it.

Which is miles away from the original idea of this thread lol

I love what I call a beer bottle enema. I take a 12 ounce bottle of beer and warm it up. Then open it and into the shower. Standing in the shower with the beer and a tube of KY, I lube the top of the beer bottle and my butt. While standing I slip the bottle neck into my ass and then bend over. I then shake the bottle vigorously and enjoy the fill. Usually half the bottle is injected but the foaming is really exciting. Give it a try and let me know how it goes...

I like beer enemas😁Three 25 oz cans carefully poured into my Klystra 4 qt. bag so the head doesn’t overflow means a nice bubbly fun enema😜🤪😍

Its dangerous

Everything I've read about mixing alcohol and enemas seems like a risky conclusion is inevitable. It's not something that I think I'll ever try.

I tried giving a long neck once. I inserted it, shook it and watched as it all blew back in my face. Not one of my smoother moves for sure. It might have been better dumped in a bag!

Look, we’re all adults who hopefully don’t have impulse control issues. Yes, a vodka enema can kill you😱But those of us who enjoy an occasional beer enema at 4.5 ABV are at a low risk of alcohol poisoning. I don’t promote any dangerous solutions and believe me I’ve read about some whopppers so let’s just say “Whatever floats your boat”- Play safe and listen to your body. Have some fun😁Hopefully I haven’t crossed Zity moderator lines.

Used do wine enemas with my wife. Dilute 50% with water. Gives you a pleasant buzz. And a nice warm feeling inside.

Everything I've read about mixing alcohol and enemas seems like a risky conclusion is inevitable. It's not something that I think I'll ever try.

Alcohol in enemas are discussed in this topic https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=255;mark=Alcohol

Common sense is key when using alcohol in an enema.

I think what was meant here is taking a nice warm soapy enema while enjoying a cold refreshing brew. There was no intent, or at least I could tell of taking a cold beer up the bum. Sounds good to me!

I think what was meant here is taking a nice warm soapy enema while enjoying a cold refreshing brew. There was no intent, or at least I could tell of taking a cold beer up the bum. Sounds good to me!

That is the intent stated by the OP. I think it would be awkward/wierd/uncomfortable to fill from both ends.

Made me think it could be used in conjunction with a punishment enema, make the “victim” drink an equal quantity as their enema. Beer or not! Just be reasonable and safe!