Flashing at home

I know you're not suppose to shit where you eat, but this is the method I use to flash from home. It's based on the idea that letting a woman feel like she has snuck a look, rather than feeling as though she's been flashed.

Looking out of the top floor window of my place I can see who is coming up or down the road in front. When someone I like the look of is coming I time it so that I am walking into the downstairs front room naked just as they walk past. IF they look in they get to see me completely naked. They always seem to turn away and smile and carry on walking.

Recently an older attractive woman walked by. She looked in, saw me then looked away and then did a couple of 'second takes.' Since I'm pretending I don't see anyone looking in, I pretended not to see her looking at me. As I was turned my head to the window (checking my 'admirer' out), she looked back in and we locked eyes! We both knew what was happening, I'd been caught naked and she'd been caught looking. She held the stare for a second or two and then looked away. She then couldn't resist a third peek just before she got out of view and we locked eyes again! It was such a thrill getting complete confirmation that they saw. It made me really hard and in need to release.

Yea, your not supposed to shit where you eat. You might get a polite visit from from the cops asking you to close your blinds and you almost certainly will be the topic of dinner time discussions as far as where peoples kids should never go, and I would not be surprised if it spreads and gets bigger and grosser as it passed through the negibourhood gossup. Not a place I would like to sit. God help you if some kid ever pops comes up missing in your neighbourhood and you have the rep for being the town perv.

I will only say that I hope that you have written this posting as a joke and are trying to get a rise out of the people who read it.

Should I be walking by your house with my granddaughter and you pull since an antic, you are going to be in one heap of trouble. And once you have to register as a sex offender, it will pretty much follow you for the rest of your life.

I'm not in favor of making "flashing" too much of a problem; the justice system has bigger fish to fry, and lumping together as "sex offenders" true child molesters and guys who were not discreet enough when taking a piss outside is I think very wrong.

That said, WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT !?

I like Zity a lot, but I'm ill at ease when people start discussing kinky stuff with unwilling, non-kinky, participants.

When I was a teenager I frequently flashed my older brother.

Susie: Was he a willing participant? ;-)

Are you kidding? If I flashed him, why would he need to be a willing participant? He never turned away.

He got to see fresh perky tits, ass and pussy. He never complained.

Knowing how horney and desperate teens off both genders are I am sure he was delighted to see a set of cute tits and pussy.