Have your toys ever got discovered and embarressed you?

A long time ago, a jerk of a man threw all of his live-in girlfriend's belongings onto his front yard for all the public to see.

One item was a handle with both a vaginal dildo and a rectal dildo attached to it and made to be inserted back and forth in her at the same time. An old lady friend of mine that has no desire for vaginal masterbation (much less anal masterbation), was mortified to find the thing laying out in plain view by the curb when she went to help her daughter pick up her things. Lol 😃

Yeah I had some of those embarrassing moments back when I had a wife sometimes on my way home from work she would say pick up something special for us to party with and so I get home and head for my shower in the back of the house and of course do some of that special and it made me so horny and I loved wearing her panties and put toys in me and have fun in the shower and she didnt seem to mind me licking and tonguing everywhere.... when I guess one day she found my toy and a pair of panties and said my God you put something that big up your butt not turning gay are you so you know she's kind of ruined it so I had to continue this alone for the most part ..she thought it was weird for a guy to like his ass played with...unless she was super high and then maybe...but she still was prone to maybe make an embarrassing comment

Some wives and GF's don't understand that some straight men like stuff up their ass, but that doesn't make us gay. And just because we like the feel of their clothes doesn't mean we want a sex change.

It's about what makes us feel good, there doesn't have to be any other motive behind it.

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At some point somebody remarked that my wife's hairbrush was quite large and imposing.

This hairbrush is used to brush her hair... but also for spankings. Large, square, flat backed.

Peoples sex toys do not get "discovered" if found it is because some ass was looking and rummaging trying to find it.

I would not be embarrassed I would be major pissed and subject that person to a few of my more nasty toys.

Peoples sex toys do not get "discovered" if found it is because some ass was looking and rummaging trying to find it.

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That would obviously depend where they are kept and if the owner was really making an effort to hide them. Not everyone goes to obsessive lengths to keep them hidden.

Putting toys in a bedroom draw or cupboard is not excessive lengths to hide it and would still require a snoop to "discover" them.

A locked door to another room is not accidentally forced open.

If you leave it on the sofa then yeah its your own fault.

I think my mom found my collection. Probably. No way to be sure. She never talked about it. And I wont Ask until a loooong time

When I was a teen my box of enema bags got thrown out by my parents. Luckily I saved it from the trash can. Don’t remember what all was said by them but I was upset.

A few years ago I was living with my gf at the time and had a secret stash of toys separate from what we played with. They were mine from before we moved in together and she wasn’t as interested in toys if she didn’t think we were both discovering them at the same time. I kept playing with mine (which were A LOT bigger than ours) when she wasn’t there. I remember one time at lunch I thought I was alone and was playing with a really big black dildo with balls and a suction cup with my back to the door of our room and she came home from lunch and caught me riding it. I was so in to it I didn’t hear her open the door so she must have watched me for a minute before she yelled what the hell was I doing. I couldn’t explain that away, i told her I just loved how it felt and liked the feeling of having my ass filled and stretched with bigger things.

Yes, it happened to me a good number of years ago. I had my god-daughter and her parents staying; and had been called in to work unexpectedly. Unfortunately, the child (only 2 or 3 at the time) had wet her bed and so they decided to change the bedding and wash it. Unfortunately, in looking for clean sheets they had gone to my under-bed drawer where I keep my toys. That evening when I got home they were acting rather strangely & reluctantly admitted what they'd found when I asked them what was wrong. I think they were initially embarrassed at having found the collection, but I ended up extremely embarrassed as the conversation continued 😳

They discovered my toys and it embarrassed them