Humor...

I was helping a couple move the other day. Actually when I got there they were still in the packing process and they were not real good at it. You know at some point in time you just need to start wrapping stuff in bubble wrap and tossing it in boxes or you will ever get past the dithering stage.

Anyway, I finally got to the point of showing them that they needed to pick things up once, and to either put it in the trash pile or the pack pile. We were in their bathroom and I just started grabbing stuff and naming it and asking pack or trash. Kind of prodding them on.

I reached in under the sink and pulled out a clear plastic package with what at first looked to be a model plastic hand grenade. They both turned red and grabbed it and stuck it under some stuff in the keep pile. Than I realized it was a bulb enema. It was a pretty humorous situation. I think I actually defused it by not realizing what it was right away, but the looks on their faces when I held it up were priceless.

The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.

According to a recent report The Canadian Mental Health Counselling Association is advising people to take enemas on New Year's eve to prevent carrying all your shit over into the new year. Their motto is: Just let it go.