Raw egg enema?

When I was a boy, I would sometimes have dreams where a neighbour girl or girl from my class would humiliate me by cracking eggs onto my genitals and smearing them around, and then making me put my underpants back on over the whole mess. Never entered my mainstream fantasy life, though. Except lately I've been fantasizing about how to make enemas more humiliating, and I remembered the raw egg dream. So I found a site where someone had actually taken raw eggs into her rectum – and was looking for advice on how to get rid of the ensuing tummy aches – but she never said HOW she got the raw eggs into herself. I suppose if one had a large plunger-type enema syringe, one could pour a cupful of cracked eggs into it, and maybe force the eggs through the nozzle.

Does anyone have any ideas or experience with this?

Note 1: You'd have to be pretty confident the eggs came from healthy chickens and be willing to take foolish risks, to do anything like this. So I may never try it, but you never know.

Note 2: I found a kinky video of a man stuffing 4 or more hard-boiled eggs (peeled) into a woman's rectum. Pretty hard to do, since the force needed to stuff the 3rd egg in was enough to smush the egg a fair bit. Nonetheless, kinky, and could be fun for those of us into such perversions!

Ancient post, I know, but the idea of a raw egg enema ran willy-nilly through my head just a few minutes ago, so I Googled and found this video on XVideos: https://www.xvideos.com/video.ptlthd2d0/japanese_enema_punishment_examination-chair

Oh mY!!

Ancient post, I know, but the idea of a raw egg enema ran willy-nilly through my head just a few minutes ago, so I Googled and found this video on XVideos: https://www.xvideos.com/video.ptlthd2d0/japanese_enema_punishment_examination-chair

Scrambled eggs !!!!

Not a good idea, could cause an infection, turn to sepsis

Not a good idea, could cause an infection, turn to sepsis

True, and not arguing when I point out that can be said about many enema solutions and objects used for anal insertion. To reduce the chances of that, toys need thorough cleaning before and after, and solutions/edibles should be properly pasteurized.

Concerning raw eggs, the most likely problem would be salmonella. I just haven't figure out how to pasteurize eggs without cooking them.

Since I don’t eat eggs, an egg based enema is out of the question

Taking an enema with or eating raw eggs is a good way to contract “Salmonella.” Mom used a recipe for homemade ice cream that called for raw eggs, only she didn’t heat the mixture, to save time. Big mistake. We didn’t know it at the time, but it was like playing Russia Roulette. When it finally went off and caught up with her, I was the lucky one, because I was out of town when it happened. Most of the family got really sick and mom got a stern lecture from our family doctor about raw eggs. Plus, the Health Department made her get rid of our backyard chickens.