Improvised toys

I am wondering if any women have ever bought items they come across in a supermarket or general merchandise store with the express intention of using the item to masturbate with. It seems supermarkets are FULL of phallic objects. I'm sure the women on this site are very resourceful when it comes to pleasuring themselves.

I have, with various things. The most recent was one of those big bubble wand things, it makes for a pretty good dildo.

...one of those big bubble wand things, it makes for a pretty good dildo.

@tabootastes Funny! My kids had them all the time a few yrs ago, and I always thought they would be useful sexually!! Glad to see someone has! Lol

@CJ1999 They are not too bad for something you can get for a buck and also has bubbles, haha.

I've considered putting water in it and freezing it for some chilly play. Not sure if I'd like it, but it seems fun to try maybe.

For cooking I prefer zucchinis small, but only for cooking ...

I've considered putting water in it and freezing it for some chilly play. Not sure if I'd like it, but it seems fun to try maybe.

@tabootastes Yes, not a bad price at all! Good idea, but freezing would probably crack the plastic. Maybe fit some ice cubes and fill with water to cool it off.

But its only $1, so worth a try!

Hey! How about posting a pic of the "bubble wand thing"...I have no idea what you are talking about.

Hey! How about posting a pic of the "bubble wand thing"...I have no idea what you are talking about.

@Mu5hr00m Here it is.

https://www.amazon.com/Big-Bubble-Wand-Assortment-Summer/dp/B00O4BQD7A

As long as the plastic doesnt have any sharp edges, it does make one heck of a cheap dildo!

Don't count the men out, I've found some interesting items in grocery stores as well as places like Target.

@CJ1999 - Yeah, you just gotta check them out before buying because some have those sharp mold lines all the way down them, but the one I bought does not. So just have to be sure you can feel them before buying to know how it was made first.

Not even at markets u can find interesting things.......

This is a dog's toy:

https://www.kongcompany.com/products/for-dogs/interactive/safestix/safestix/

Looks like the producer wants to reach dog and dog owners too......lol

Have any ladies every tried pool noodles? Unless you're a size queen, you probably want to go with the smaller diameter ones. It takes a little preparation--shaving off a little foam to round the edges.

Try browsing through a hardware store, or Home Depot or Lowes while imagining possible sexual uses of the various products. Lot's of good stuff.

@CJ1999 - Yeah, you just gotta check them out before buying because some have those sharp mold lines all the way down them, but the one I bought does not.

Yes you are exactly right. Those sharp mold lines are often found on the cheap enema kits on both the rectal pipe and douche nozzle. Sandpaper can usually take care of it though, and that should also work on the bubble wands too.

@CJ1999 - Oh goodness, that would not be good on an enema kit!

Good to know a little sandpapering can do the trick though.

Have two of the bubble wands - two different sizes. They are perfectly shaped, have a smooth rounded end, a handle on one end, and are nice and long making them excellent dildoes!

One time when I was in the plumbing department of a store I found a plunger that had a really nice plastic handle that was very smooth and had a rounded handle that had ridges on it. It made for a nice toy.

I found a plunger that had a really nice plastic handle that was very smooth and had a rounded handle that had ridges on it. It made for a nice toy.

Actually, I have 2 of those, one is about 22 inches long and the other (used most often) is about 10 inches long. I love the feel of the rounded ridges as they pass in and out of my rear hole.

I found an acrylic plunger handle at my grocery store that has what looks like three balls at the end. Feels amazing! ( ! )

Some dog toys are very phallic. Put on condom and ride away.