Weirdest sounding FART ever

OK this had to be the WEIRDEST sounding fart I ever let.. I was constipated for well over a week and Decided since I had NO suppositories and no mood for an enema.. why not an ivory soap stick? so I cut a bar in half.. rounded the corners and used KY jelly. TWO Hours later it hit me.. OOPS RUN TO THE LOO! on my way there I cut some pretty weird sounding Soap bubble farts. I laughed at my own sound ( yea they also stunk.. BAD) and only cut more of them. All the way to the loo.. PPRRRT PRRT PRRRRRUUURT. not the smartest Idea as some of the melted soap ran down my leg! At least I DID get results I wanted as well as some " play time". thank goodness it was ONLY soap bubble farts and that was all as I made it to the LOO.

You need some background music with this story. I would suggest Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles." Ha haa