Slapstick ever used?

Has anyone ever been spanked or given a spanking with a slapstick? A slapstick is actually a percussion instrument used to emulate the sound of a whip hitting a horse. It was used in "Sleigh Ride". It is a stick about 1.5 inches wide with another stick of similar width attached to it with a hinge that allows the attached stick to smack against the original stick when the player snaps his wrist. It makes for a loud snapping sound. If you were using to give a spanking not only would the sound of the stick hitting the bare bottom be amplified, but the force of delivery would also be greater (like 2 sticks landing at the same time). Have never used it yet, but it could be very effective.

I did, twice. A music teacher neighbor of mine when I was young had one- I was trespassing in her yard and was caught twice, met with five swings of her slapstick. I do remember it hurting a fair amount, but not as much as the followup I received at home...