What is the weirdest thing you have used for anal play?

I wonder if anybody is combining anal tasks with actual games. I have lots of thoughts about this but never heard anyone speak of it. Just one of many examples:

You come together to play spin the bottle. Everyone brings several items that can be used for anal play in some way. Idially they support playing variants that are rather punishments or somehow humliliating because a game like this is not supposed to be too easy and I would assume everyone involved would like to have an interesting show filled with lots of malicious joy. Once it is someones turn to spin the bottle this person decides for an item or action of any kind. If everyone agrees to go throught that procedure in case she or he is the unlocky one you spin the bottle to find out who will have to take the task. And so on...

Does anyone do things like this? I have many of those games in mind but never had the option to play in such a way in real life. Does anybody?

Nice idea!

Hi everyone,

as some may already have noticed I am very much into unusual anal play. Therefore my question is:

What is the weirdest thing you have ever used or may be would like to use for anal play?

I am looking forward to interesting and creative answers :-) Items can be taken from the household, kitchen, toolshed, garage, nature or whatever. What will it be?

So what do you say? How weird, unusual. creative or dirty can it get?

@Slipperynozzle wanted to try the marshmallow suppository. So probably that. I found it slimy on the fingers & a waste of good marshmallows. (One of my favorite treats. ) Hot tamales (the candy) are much more fun & we went through a box on our honeymoon! I would much rather make suppositories from coconut oil & a few other things.

As an avid anal fister, one of my favorites is freezing crisco in ice cube trays. They make excellent anal suppositories for lubrication. By pushing them deep up the anus, they will slowly melt and make for excellent deep exploring into the second sphincter and beyond. They are also very erotic for the recipient, the cold shock can be exhilarating. Then the melting provides also lubrication all the way down as it melts. Highly recommended.

As a kid I found a well-smoothed natural stone shaped like a small penis and used that for a while. I try other things that are smooth - won't cut - and would feel good. I've even tried the shower squeegey handle which fits nicely but the rubber picks up the butt smell, even after an enema. I also have an array of the usual anal toys from small to large but most don't really turn me on. I've learned that bigger is not necessarily better, too. Its the shape that works! I would also like a larger prostate tool that puts more pressure on the prostate than most. Gotta run.

While it is not really weird since the bottle resembled a miniature fleet enema bottle, the weird part was that this "bottle" contained oral medicine for mouth sores and infant teething with a long applicator tip that looked exactly like a rectal nozzle. I think the product was called Glyoxide? As a child, I saw this in the medicine cabinet and had an amazing idea. I couldn't wait for the last bit of oral medication to be used up. I recovered the bottle from the trash, cleaned it well, and eagerly put that tip in my rectum. What amazing pleasure I experienced as I used my new toy over the next few years to pump air and water into my rectum.

Once I decided to go to the street workout park in our village.I started training and when I was walking around I saw that there were hundreds of little smooth stones laying by the pavement. As I was looking at them I saw a nice big suppository shaped one.I grabbed it and put it in my pocket thinking it will be good for later.When I was jogging home I noticed an abandoned backyard along the street with a big crack on the fence.The stone came into my mind.I couldn't resist on waiting 'till home.I sneaked into the yard, pulled my pants and shoved the stone up my bum.The stone wasn't slippery at all so I had to spit on it a few times.Everything seemed to be okay untill I went out and realised a kid runnung backwards looking at me in a terror.We had eye contact for a few seconds. It was so freaking embarrassing.The worst thing is that I couldn't judge if he knew me or not 'coz he was that far.But what if he recognised me?

When I was in middle school several of us formed a "mad scientist club." For the most part, I ended up being the lab rat or guenie pig as we found strange and unusual things to do to each other. Everything that you could imagine that would be found in a tool shed, barn or workshop that would fit in my ass, was put in my ass. I liked it all. Sometimes it hurt. The one thing that stands out was when my friends assisted me as I sat and impaled myself on the ball of a trailer hitch that was attached to the draw bar on a John Deere tractor.

I have to say the weirdest thing I have ever used in anal play was toilet paper. I’d roll it up into a tight spear shaped object and push it into my rectum or also when I was younger I would use the left over monistat after my mom got done with it. What ever was left in the tub I would put in my but

A quart of grape jelly.

I am bi-sexual and at time of my life was separated (yet to be divorced) it was approx 2008-2009.I am also submissive and at time had meet a person who became friend then learnt was a Dom.When he got to know about my sexual preference well we started to have light to medium sessions . He lived in small town I would drive through every day on way to work and coming home from work . I was 49-51 yrs old he was a retired school teacher 60-61 yrs old. He would have me stop in at times on my way home from work service him in various ways ,but regarding our topic he had me do the following for about a 4-5 month period ,amongst other things.

It started one day after my work I had stopped in he started to have me masturbate into his empty plastic Ice Cube Tray.He would have me stay around long enough spank me/give him oral sex etc. Until he thought I had a decent load of cum to masturbate into the tray (same square) He then put the tray in his freezer ,tell me to leave and get me to stop on way TO WORK in morning ,again Masturbate into tray on top of the frozen cum from day before . So This went on until all 12 trays were filled ( not to rim but least 3/4) Once they were filled he told me on the next Saturday we were going to have a good LONG session .As I said I was separated I also living alone had all time in world on a Saturday .

The Saturday arrived and I showed up at his place 9 a.m. short ,knocked on apartment door and told to come in strip take a quick shower ,stay in tub ,all fours getting enema before we start , once water started coming out clear (think was after 3rd bag ?) told take another quick shower meet in Living room.Once in the room on his coffee table I could see various things sitting on the table , ping pong paddle, wooden rolling pin, golf club iron #7,Tennis racket, Ice cube tray (filled with the frozen semen cubes ) anal beads , plastic bottle (similar as a Powerade /Gatorade Btl 710 ml size) He told me to get down on my hands and knees (spreading my knees apart)told me we were going to try something NEW .He first for lube was going to place 1 ICE CUBE into my ass and for rest of the day the 12 ice cubes of your own cum will be used as lube and as me to suck/swallow .

When that 1 Ice cube went into my ass I just tighten so hard ,well that did not go over well and to loosen up my hole he said ,well this may work and next was 4-5 strikes of the ping-pong paddle ,which did loosen me up and did melt the ice cube (could fell the small amount leaking) .He then told me all the different things on the coffee table were going to be used to go into my ass ,with the use of the ice cubes as lubrication .Once we get to the size that did not fit he would then use his cock last ,once he came in his condom he would empty it into the small saucer he was keeping to grab any drips of cum that was coming out of my ass .I was then to lick both his cock and saucer clean,then swallow up all the ice cubes melted or whatever state they were in .That is about the weirdest in anal play .

Long ago, I didn't have a lot of toys other than my finger. I'd try whatever I could whenever I could. The weirdest thing was probably a candy bar. The chocolate melted and made a passable lube. Then I shit it out and ate it.

Car duster handle.