What do you call your anus/rectum/butthole

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This topic has become truly educational thanks to our bilingual friends. @Jacana does this mean that derrière is a masculine noun? It always seemed so feminine to me!

For me it’s “anus” or, sometimes in contexts sexual, “rosebud” or “rose.” Playing off this visual pun I bought a beautiful glass plug with a hand-blown red glass rose embedded in the end. Unfortunately I often have buffet syndrome with anything destined for my rectum, and the rose plug has proven larger than I normally can use.

While I don’t use this phrase myself, I found the Sex and the City episode in which Charlotte and her husband see a sex therapist memorable for its use of “chocolate starfish.”

I have no idea what became of @Moppys_jalopy but always liked his use of “browneye.”

Butt hole

My "backside," although that certainly includes a broader sense of the word. I have to say, though, I rather like @Patiently_waiting 's term, "bottom hole." (And I'd say that's hard to beat, except, well, maybe not.)

@Sweetest_Relief Indeed, derrière (behind) is masculine, as is devant (front). While le derrière is quite common to designate the.. hindquarters, one can also more rarely see le devant as euphemism for the genitals (I'd say one may see it in opposition to derrière, while derrière may be used standalone). When discussing intercourse, par devant is commonly used to mean "vaginal", par derrière for "anal".

I have learned some new adjectives for my "bottom" as I call it. I liked "brown starfish".

Hiney Hole

I had a friend at work who referred to hers as the "Bourneville Boulevard" as a British version of the American "Hershey Highway". Not sure it was an original idea from me but one day I suggested "Marmite Motorway" which made her laugh, sadly not enough to let me use it though! 😞

I shall have to remember that one @alan20cm . " Marmite Motorway" Lol.

Terms in the navy were often, shit chute, duck run, and transom. as in "Slap it up 'er transom, my 'andsome. Won't get no babbies there." MY apologies to the ladies present. No offense meant.

@LordJim2 I worked with a few ex navy guys years back - the only term I recall was simply "up the shit locker"

I know in the military showers one of my friends nickname me harvey hungwell. Here it is 30 years later and he's still calls me that. I kind of like that name

@Enema_lovin Sorry to carry on straying away from the bum thread but you've reminded me of a guy I knew at work who gained the nickname "The Shag Monster" Personally I'd have been not too displeased to have been called that but this individual complained to somebody senior so everyone was ordered not to use the name anymore. Miserable bastard. 🙄

It's my hole, or my fuck hole

Normally I just say ass, asshole, butt, or rectum/anus. When doing petplay, I'll refer to it as my tailhole.

I had a girl friend once that decided on Friday night to turn me over he knee and give me enemas...three enemas..telling me that she was cleaning my fuck hole.

At first I wasn't sure because she always kept me pinned in diapers and plastic panties...When she finished giving me the third enema..and made sure I was really clean. Just almost clear water..she informed me that she had promised her boyfriend a piece of ass that weekend...but she had last minute changes in plans and was going shopping with her girlfriends so she would drop me at his place to use as he needed.

He was wanting ass and my fuck hole as she started calling it was her gift to him.

What I wasn't aware of is that he had planned a card party with his friends four of them and when she dropped me at his front door, pulled down my plastic panties and unpinned my wet diapers she told me to do everything he wanted, even his friends if he decided.

I stood there naked, hairless and she rang the bell, turned and left me naked on his front porch.

My little boner gave me away as it stood straight out, all three inches of it when he or at least I thought it was he opened the door.

I walked in naked aroused and scared..as four men stood looking at me.

They were all dressed and I was totally naked.

"Go get us drinks" someone ordered and pointed me toward the kitchen..

The night evolved to a blur of cocks, cum and some other things I could never have imagined...My little penis, never stopped being hard.......more will come

In german "Löchlein" could translate for you like "tiny little hole", in english I always liked "tushy" cause of tushy doctor, caged tushy, tushy lickers (these special sites in www)

Asshole and vajayjay for vagina

My bum or butthole.

It depends who I’m with. It could be my shit chute, poop chute, horny hole, dirt box, fun pack.

@juicy Dirt box made me LOL

This is one of my favorite topics! These different words are sometimes so powerful, conjuring up distant memories and past experiences. I think the words I use at this point in my life regardless of whom I am talking to is “anus” and “rectum.” If it is a medical professional, I feel that is just plain polite and I would feel silly and embarrassed (not in a good way) using any other words.

For a partner, I would still probably use these words and I think that is because they sound somewhat innocent and naive, which is the role I would most often want to take if I was about to inspected or penetrated. Maybe “bottom”. Which was always the word used at home for the first 20 years of my life. I feel like using these innocent words could encourage whomever I am speaking to, to go easy on me and be gentle. If things progressed to a more steamy or frantic, then it may become more crude and get to “asshole.”